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  • December 11, 2009 at 7:18 am

    #1091160

    Coconuts

    -- Kit

  • December 11, 2009 at 9:12 am

    #1091245

    swallow

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • December 11, 2009 at 9:22 am

    #1091251

    Humorous

    (Watching the single winning Cleveland Browns defeat the so called World Champions - Pittsburgh Steelers.) 😛

  • December 11, 2009 at 9:27 am

    #1091256

    Viaduct

    -- Kit

  • December 11, 2009 at 9:49 am

    #1091267

    Arquebus

  • December 11, 2009 at 10:20 am

    #1091297

    crookj (12/11/2009)

    Humorous

    (Watching the single winning Cleveland Browns defeat the so called World Champions - Pittsburgh Steelers.) 😛

    Yes, yes indeed that is humorous:-D. Too bad my team isn't faring much better:sick:

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • December 11, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    #1091443

    strategery

    (pronounced struh-TEE-jer-ee)

  • December 12, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    #1091581

    Chris Quinn-821458 (12/11/2009)

    Arquebus

    Heh... I prefer a portable pork chop launcher. 😀

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • December 13, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    #1091717

    Pandora

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • December 14, 2009 at 8:46 am

    #1091999

    Gymnasium.

  • December 14, 2009 at 8:54 am

    #1092009

    Headache

    Madame Artois

  • December 14, 2009 at 9:09 am

    #1092023

    ServerGoneTitsup!

  • December 14, 2009 at 9:24 am

    #1092045

    Stampede

    -- Kit

  • December 14, 2009 at 9:25 am

    #1092046

    BEAR

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • December 14, 2009 at 9:52 am

    #1092065

    CirquedeSQLeil (12/14/2009)

    BEAR

    you spelled Beer wrong...

    **Edit - I am officially declaring myself un-funny, as I (shockingly :w00t:) neglected to read up on my Thread before seeing this one. 😀

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

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