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This why I drink..

  • April 11, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    #3131004

    "if it tests out successfully in Production, I’ll install it on the Dev server"

     

  • April 11, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    #3132288

    Zubius wrote:

    "if it tests out successfully in Production, I’ll install it on the Dev server"  

     

    And whoever said that must drink too.

    Sue

  • April 12, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    #3156462

    Kubernetes!

    There, now we all have to drink.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • April 12, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    #3157503

    Stop. Rewind. Reverse that.

  • April 12, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    #3158155

    Zubius wrote:

    "if it tests out successfully in Production, I’ll install it on the Dev server"  

    Ah yes, Production In Lieu Of Testing (PILOT).

    I drink because I've spent two days trying to persuade somebody that the issue was not in the database, and that they needed to restart a service on the app server, then it would work. He threw his toys out of the pram, but his colleague restarted the service and... it works. Of course.

  • April 12, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    #3165716

    Beatrix Kiddo wrote:

    Ah yes, Production In Lieu Of Testing (PILOT). I drink because I've spent two days trying to persuade somebody that the issue was not in the database, and that they needed to restart a service on the app server, then it would work. He threw his toys out of the pram, but his colleague restarted the service and... it works. Of course.

     

    I love that one - perfect acronym!

    I drink because I do stupid things that drives others to drink and I don't want them to have to drink alone. So I'm just being thoughtful.

    Sue

  • April 12, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    #3165970

    I usually don't drink at all because, if I drank every time I ran into some form of stupidity when it comes to code or common sense, I'd be permanently drunk. 😀

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

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