The Geek Christmas Poll

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Thomas Abraham SSChampion Points: 10761 More actions · Answer 1

below86 (12/13/2013)
Jim P. (12/13/2013)
All I really want for Christmas is 6 numbers on one line just one time. :laugh:
I'd like to use my one time for that tonight. 😀

It's still a tax on people that are bad at Maths. Put it in a mutual fund instead!

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below86 SSChampion Points: 11513 More actions · Answer 2

Thomas Abraham (12/16/2013)
below86 (12/13/2013)
Jim P. (12/13/2013)
All I really want for Christmas is 6 numbers on one line just one time. :laugh:
I'd like to use my one time for that tonight. 😀
It's still a tax on people that are bad at Maths. Put it in a mutual fund instead!

This may be true, but it only cost a dollar for a ticket. 🙂 Still I'll be looking for the 'lightning' to strike me Tuesday night. 😀 C'mon dealer one time!! 😎

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 3

Three geeky gifts on my list

http://www.google.com/glass/start/

http://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-SQL-Server-2012-Internals/dp/0735658560

http://www.samsung.com/us/guide-to-galaxy-smart-devices/galaxy-gear.html

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Gary Varga SSC Guru Points: 82166 More actions · Answer 4

Time.

Gaz

-- Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen...they're everywhere!!!

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1003867 More actions · Answer 5

To borrow a concept from one of my favorite old Star Trek episodes, I long for the simplicity of play.

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

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