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Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182899 More actions · Answer 1

Jeff Moden wrote:

Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:
... and a few things came together recently that reminded me of you.
Oh my. I can only imagine. Any chance of you sending an email about that? I'm just insanely curious about that.

Now I'm curious, how many pork chops?

😎

Michael L John One Orange Chip Points: 27048 More actions · Answer 2

Eirikur Eiriksson wrote:

Jeff Moden wrote:
Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:
... and a few things came together recently that reminded me of you.
Oh my. I can only imagine. Any chance of you sending an email about that? I'm just insanely curious about that.
Now I'm curious, how many pork chops? 😎

I made pork chops for dinner last night. It reminded me of Jeff...

Michael L John
If you assassinate a DBA, would you pull a trigger?
To properly post on a forum:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/61537/

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004053 More actions · Answer 3

Just in case you don't know him, Eirikur is one of the contributors to the DelimitedSplit8K function. He made a simple but important change to it after SQL Server 2012 came out that made it almost as fast as a CLR. Here's the article (the improvement is hidden in part 1 of the article)...

https://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/reaping-the-benefits-of-the-window-functions-in-t-sql-2

Both he (Eirikur), Michael John (above), and a couple of other older denizens of SQL Server Central have all been a part of a great indexing experiment that started on 18 Jan 2016 (lordy... time flies!).

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004053 More actions · Answer 4

Post deleted. Wrong spot for the post.

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)