Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Jeffrey Williams-493691 (3/30/2010)


    Paul White NZ (3/30/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/30/2010)


    tosscrosby (3/30/2010)


    Paul White NZ (3/30/2010)


    WayneS (3/30/2010)


    Fellow Threadizens, if I can get you to check out this link about a sql login permission issue that I'm having, I would really appreciate it!

    You should have marked it 'Urgent' :laugh:

    and "experts only plz!" 😀

    And started it off with Friend...

    Or...'dear' :sick:

    Or...SQL Guru's

    Or...masters :sick:

    or dear friend master SQL Guru

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • I take it I'm not the only one irritated by the odd salutations around here.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Okay, it's getting mighty deep in here. Time to get the hippo to clear out the tent! 😛

  • GilaMonster (3/30/2010)


    I take it I'm not the only one irritated by the odd salutations around here.

    Data Geeks:

    I have an urgent problem with my interview. I don't know anything about much of anything, and I'd like one of you to disguise yourself as me and do the interview for me. I won't pay you, nor even say "thank you", but I need this urgently.

    Have a day.

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    Better? 😀

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  • Lynn Pettis (3/30/2010)


    Okay, it's getting mighty deep in here. Time to get the hippo to clear out the tent! 😛

    Deep? In here?

  • Lynn Pettis (3/30/2010)


    Okay, it's getting mighty deep in here. Time to get the hippo to clear out the tent! 😛

    Hurry plz it is urgent. I may get fired.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • GSquared (3/30/2010)


    Data Geeks:

    I have an urgent problem with my interview. I don't know anything about much of anything, and I'd like one of you to disguise yourself as me and do the interview for me. I won't pay you, nor even say "thank you", but I need this urgently.

    Have a day.

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    Thank you Dear, but I wait reply Steve Kass. TIA

  • GilaMonster (3/30/2010)


    I take it I'm not the only one irritated by the odd salutations around here.

    Not in the least.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • CirquedeSQLeil (3/30/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/30/2010)


    Okay, it's getting mighty deep in here. Time to get the hippo to clear out the tent! 😛

    Hurry plz it is urgent. I may get fired.

    Wrong-post quoting is always amusing.

    Look, I saved it for you 🙂

  • Those don't grate on me nearly as much as changing my name.

    i.e.

    Thanks Jase

    That to me is akin to calling Paul

    Paulster

    Disclaimer: No cats were harmed in the posting of this response.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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  • Has anybody noticed we are closing in on 1,250,000 (1,237,985 )??

  • Paul White NZ (3/30/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/30/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/30/2010)


    Okay, it's getting mighty deep in here. Time to get the hippo to clear out the tent! 😛

    Hurry plz it is urgent. I may get fired.

    Wrong-post quoting is always amusing.

    Look, I saved it for you 🙂

    :unsure:

    I am pretty sure that is the post I meant - look an airplane.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Lynn Pettis (3/30/2010)


    Has anybody noticed we are closing in on 1,250,000 (1,237,985 )??

    Party at Steve's

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Hey Paul, did you know that you are averaging about 97 posts a day??

    Get much sleep at night?? 😛

  • CirquedeSQLeil (3/30/2010)


    Those don't grate on me nearly as much as changing my name.

    i.e.

    Thanks Jase

    You're complaining?

    You know how many ways there are to misspell either a 4-letter name or a 4-letter nickname (which, incidentally, are just different spellings of each other)

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

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