June 21, 2019 at 1:46 pm
Be honest, was this one of you? https://www.newsweek.com/drunk-poland-soviet-tank-1444475%5B/quote%5D I was on Poland recently, but no one let me drive a tank... as far as I can recall.
That would be frikin incredible! As someone who's never driven a tank, that sounds like one of those ultimate experiences that people like me would jump at.
Jason, let me know if you come across a spare tank that needs a test drive one day. 🙂
June 23, 2019 at 1:22 am
Be honest, was this one of you? https://www.newsweek.com/drunk-poland-soviet-tank-1444475%5B/quote%5D Not me... but I want one.
Jeff, don't you remember? I was giving you and Ed a joy ride. Too bad I managed to escape... 🙂
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
June 23, 2019 at 3:13 pm
Would love to try out the T-55 relic
😎
Slightly lighter and more powerful than the Cat D-9 and up to twice the power, wouldn't call it a sports car performance but then again, one does not have to follow the roads, one makes them up as one goes through just about anything.
June 25, 2019 at 3:23 pm
Hmm....seems we (or at least I) don't have the ability to flag posts as spam anymore. Other posts on that thread can be reported. What's the deal here???
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June 25, 2019 at 3:26 pm
Hmm....seems we (or at least I) don't have the ability to flag posts as spam anymore. Other posts on that thread can be reported. What's the deal here??? https://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/topic/how-to-send-sms-message-from-sql-store-procedure#post-3657250
It's already been reported according to my view (and I think it was me).
Thom~
Excuse my typos and sometimes awful grammar. My fingers work faster than my brain does.
Larnu.uk
June 25, 2019 at 3:27 pm
Hmm....seems we (or at least I) don't have the ability to flag posts as spam anymore. Other posts on that thread can be reported. What's the deal here??? https://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/topic/how-to-send-sms-message-from-sql-store-procedure#post-3657250
Wow. Just reloaded the page and new text appeared at the beginning of the message that it was reported for inappropriate content. Seems that the flagging system is no less quirky than many other aspects of the site. #userconfusing
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June 25, 2019 at 4:46 pm
After almost a year, I finally got a license for RedGate SQL Essentials. SQL Prompt is so much better than the native Intellisense.
Drew
J. Drew Allen
Business Intelligence Analyst
Philadelphia, PA
June 25, 2019 at 5:17 pm
After almost a year, I finally got a license for RedGate SQL Essentials. SQL Prompt is so much better than the native Intellisense. Drew
YAY!
Buy more licenses. I love making my mortgage payments.
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June 25, 2019 at 5:31 pm
Sean Lange wrote:Hmm....seems we (or at least I) don't have the ability to flag posts as spam anymore. Other posts on that thread can be reported. What's the deal here??? https://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/topic/how-to-send-sms-message-from-sql-store-procedure#post-3657250
Wow. Just reloaded the page and new text appeared at the beginning of the message that it was reported for inappropriate content. Seems that the flagging system is no less quirky than many other aspects of the site. #userconfusing
The report is async. There's no post, so it takes a few seconds to denote the report. I just tested this on a test account and it took about 4s to come back and write the message.
I can ask it be changed to an immediate notify, but that might mean the report doesn't go through. Not sure which way is better. Doing a POST seems like a bad idea.
June 25, 2019 at 5:33 pm
After almost a year, I finally got a license for RedGate SQL Essentials. SQL Prompt is so much better than the native Intellisense. Drew
Enjoy. I think native intellisense is a mess, but I've been using Prompt for about 12 years. ADS is also strange to me, but mostly SQL is strange because we have to do weirdness before intellisense can work. I wish we were more like LINQ.
FROM Customers
SELECT
Then after the table I could start getting columns easily.
June 25, 2019 at 6:00 pm
I wish we were more like LINQ.
FROM Customers
SELECTThen after the table I could start getting columns easily.
I endorse this message.
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June 25, 2019 at 6:09 pm
Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:I wish we were more like LINQ.
FROM Customers
SELECTThen after the table I could start getting columns easily.
I endorse this message.
Snippets are your friend... Pretty much every new query I write starts off with 5 keystrokes... {ssff[tab]}...
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<CodeSnippets>
<CodeSnippet Format="1.0.0">
<Header>
<Title>ssff</Title>
<Shortcut>ssff</Shortcut>
<Description>SELECT * FROM (formatted)</Description>
<Author />
<SnippetTypes>
<SnippetType>Expansion</SnippetType>
</SnippetTypes>
</Header>
<Snippet>
<Declarations />
<Code Language="sql"><![CDATA[SELECT
*
FROM
$CURSOR$]]>
</Snippet>
</CodeSnippet>
</CodeSnippets>
June 25, 2019 at 6:16 pm
Sean Lange wrote:Sean Lange wrote:Hmm....seems we (or at least I) don't have the ability to flag posts as spam anymore. Other posts on that thread can be reported. What's the deal here??? https://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/topic/how-to-send-sms-message-from-sql-store-procedure#post-3657250
Wow. Just reloaded the page and new text appeared at the beginning of the message that it was reported for inappropriate content. Seems that the flagging system is no less quirky than many other aspects of the site. #userconfusing
The report is async. There's no post, so it takes a few seconds to denote the report. I just tested this on a test account and it took about 4s to come back and write the message. I can ask it be changed to an immediate notify, but that might mean the report doesn't go through. Not sure which way is better. Doing a POST seems like a bad idea.
I agree that doing a POST is a bit overkill for something like that. Must have been timing but it was quite strange. Might also be a good idea to add some style to the notification that it is flagged so it stands out.
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Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
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