Are the posted questions getting worse?
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Luis Cazares (9/30/2014)
Lynn Pettis (9/30/2014)
How silver spoon can you get???Can you tell me how to connect to SQL Server? Where do I find SSMS? What should I put in password? How did I get here? Who am I? :hehe:
You know, as long they're at it, why don't they just email you the source code and have you write everything for them? Better yet, remote in to the workstation and then write the whole thing while they go to lunch.
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Lynn Pettis (9/30/2014)
How silver spoon can you get???I nearly kicked off at that, but managed to click off the page in time 🙂
Absolutely robbing a living he is.
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GilaMonster (10/1/2014)
The promised pictureThis shows about the rear 1/4 of my desk, slap in the centre (left-right).
That does make the desk pretty useless.
Hmm, I'm wondering if those were installed upside down. Maybe they're supposed to be on the bottom? But there is probably some nice box there for all the stuff coming in to it...
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GilaMonster (10/1/2014)
The promised pictureThis shows about the rear 1/4 of my desk, slap in the centre (left-right).
Guess the only think to do is to mix a salty soup cup and accidentally spill it:-) Might make someone re"think"
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If you aren't on Twitter you may have missed that Jason Brimhall (SQLRNNR) got awarded MVP today.
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Jack Corbett (10/1/2014)
If you aren't on Twitter you may have missed that Jason Brimhall (SQLRNNR) got awarded MVP today.Brilliant and well deserved!!! Congratulations Jason!!!
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Jack Corbett (10/1/2014)
If you aren't on Twitter you may have missed that Jason Brimhall (SQLRNNR) got awarded MVP today.Thanks Jack:-D
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Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2014)
Jack Corbett (10/1/2014)
If you aren't on Twitter you may have missed that Jason Brimhall (SQLRNNR) got awarded MVP today.Brilliant and well deserved!!! Congratulations Jason!!!
😎
Thanks Eirikur
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Jack Corbett (10/1/2014)
If you aren't on Twitter you may have missed that Jason Brimhall (SQLRNNR) got awarded MVP today.WOOHOO!!! Congrats Jason!!! Well deserved sir!!!!
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FTR - Jack was renewed today as well.
If I forgot, Congrats Jack.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Sean Lange (10/1/2014)
Jack Corbett (10/1/2014)
If you aren't on Twitter you may have missed that Jason Brimhall (SQLRNNR) got awarded MVP today.WOOHOO!!! Congrats Jason!!! Well deserved sir!!!!
Thank you
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
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Jack Corbett (10/1/2014)
If you aren't on Twitter you may have missed that Jason Brimhall (SQLRNNR) got awarded MVP today.Congratulations, Jason. Good work.
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SQLRNNR (10/1/2014)
FTR - Jack was renewed today as well.If I forgot, Congrats Jack.
Congratulations Jack!
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Ed Wagner (10/1/2014)
Jack Corbett (10/1/2014)
If you aren't on Twitter you may have missed that Jason Brimhall (SQLRNNR) got awarded MVP today.Congratulations, Jason. Good work.
Thanks Ed
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
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