August 6, 2014 at 11:22 am
rodjkidd (8/6/2014)
Stefan,Glad to hear everyone is OK. Although after Friday you might be walking funny still!
Yeah I'd defiantly leave that bit out of the story in future. :w00t:
Rodders...
Nobody can force you to leave it out of the story 😉
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 6, 2014 at 11:23 am
rodjkidd (8/6/2014)
Stefan Krzywicki (8/6/2014)
rodjkidd (8/6/2014)
Stefan,Glad to hear everyone is OK. Although after Friday you might be walking funny still!
Yeah I'd defiantly leave that bit out of the story in future. :w00t:
Rodders...
Tomorrow is the really horrible bit. Friday's no big deal. All I can eat tomorrow is clear liquids & chicken broth or bullion. And then... the liquid cleanser.
And it just gets worse!
Ha - the data cleanser.
At least the upside is you get to lose a quick five pounds.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 6, 2014 at 12:27 pm
SQLRNNR (8/6/2014)
rodjkidd (8/6/2014)
Stefan Krzywicki (8/6/2014)
rodjkidd (8/6/2014)
Stefan,Glad to hear everyone is OK. Although after Friday you might be walking funny still!
Yeah I'd defiantly leave that bit out of the story in future. :w00t:
Rodders...
Tomorrow is the really horrible bit. Friday's no big deal. All I can eat tomorrow is clear liquids & chicken broth or bullion. And then... the liquid cleanser.
And it just gets worse!
Ha - the data cleanser.
At least the upside is you get to lose a quick five pounds.
Prepare the Throne.....
The once the data cleanser takes hold, you might not want to wander away.
Worst part for some is the amount of cleanser in a pretty short time period.
Don't forget to plan for your after test meal.
August 6, 2014 at 12:37 pm
Greg Edwards-268690 (8/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (8/6/2014)
rodjkidd (8/6/2014)
Stefan Krzywicki (8/6/2014)
rodjkidd (8/6/2014)
Stefan,Glad to hear everyone is OK. Although after Friday you might be walking funny still!
Yeah I'd defiantly leave that bit out of the story in future. :w00t:
Rodders...
Tomorrow is the really horrible bit. Friday's no big deal. All I can eat tomorrow is clear liquids & chicken broth or bullion. And then... the liquid cleanser.
And it just gets worse!
Ha - the data cleanser.
At least the upside is you get to lose a quick five pounds.
Prepare the Throne.....
The once the data cleanser takes hold, you might not want to wander away.
Worst part for some is the amount of cleanser in a pretty short time period.
Don't forget to plan for your after test meal.
It is a new product! 2 6 oz bottles mixed with 10 oz water, 11 hours apart. Then 2 16 oz glasses of water within an hour for each.
After the test I believe I'll be doped up and want to sleep. When I get up my wife and I will go out for a meal.
Honestly I'm looking forward to getting back on my diabetic diet. My blood sugar is all screwed up, no caffeine, blugh.
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August 6, 2014 at 2:38 pm
Stefan Krzywicki (8/6/2014)
Greg Edwards-268690 (8/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (8/6/2014)
rodjkidd (8/6/2014)
Stefan Krzywicki (8/6/2014)
rodjkidd (8/6/2014)
Stefan,Glad to hear everyone is OK. Although after Friday you might be walking funny still!
Yeah I'd defiantly leave that bit out of the story in future. :w00t:
Rodders...
Tomorrow is the really horrible bit. Friday's no big deal. All I can eat tomorrow is clear liquids & chicken broth or bullion. And then... the liquid cleanser.
And it just gets worse!
Ha - the data cleanser.
At least the upside is you get to lose a quick five pounds.
Prepare the Throne.....
The once the data cleanser takes hold, you might not want to wander away.
Worst part for some is the amount of cleanser in a pretty short time period.
Don't forget to plan for your after test meal.
It is a new product! 2 6 oz bottles mixed with 10 oz water, 11 hours apart. Then 2 16 oz glasses of water within an hour for each.
After the test I believe I'll be doped up and want to sleep. When I get up my wife and I will go out for a meal.
Honestly I'm looking forward to getting back on my diabetic diet. My blood sugar is all screwed up, no caffeine, blugh.
Newer formula. Seem to remember like 64 oz in 2 hours, and nothing spaced apart.
I felt great, and was immediately wanting to eat before I got home.
Doped up? I think they want you awake so you can tell them if you are feeling any pain.
I am glad I have no blood sugar issues - that would be rather difficult, especially with the fasting.
And missing the morning coffee fix, probably adds to why they are usually scheduled early in the day.
Hope all goes well.
We all like to hear 'you are a perfect a** hole'. :w00t:
Those are very comforting words for once.
August 6, 2014 at 2:53 pm
Stefan Krzywicki (8/6/2014)
Well, it finally happened. I've been threatened with it my entire career. You hear about it in meetings all the time, but you figure it is just hyperbole. Last night on my way home I was hit by a bus.Now, it was a minivan with a "School Bus" sign on top and I was in my car at the time, but they rear-ended me and it certainly wasn't pleasant. I'm fine, my car is fine, everyone involved is fine. I am a little achy, but I'm sure it is nothing.
I'm looking forward to the next time it comes up in a meeting so I can say "Been there, done that. It was no big deal, lets move on."
Of course, I'm getting a colonoscopy on Friday. I'll be rear-ended twice in a week!
Glad you and everyone else are fine, maybe s perfect case for the rear view window functions
😎
August 7, 2014 at 10:04 am
After working with SQL Server for 4 years you'd expect someone to know why SELECT 18/94 returns zero.
Just down right scary!
August 7, 2014 at 10:14 am
Lynn Pettis (8/7/2014)
After working with SQL Server for 4 years you'd expect someone to know why SELECT 18/94 returns zero.Just down right scary!
But it doesn't return 0. I get 0.191489 and (1 row(s) affected) :satisfied:
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 7, 2014 at 10:16 am
Now this just pissed me off:
********* (8/7/2014)
thanks lynn, for being forthcoming (finally!)
Leaving out the name of the perp.
August 7, 2014 at 10:33 am
Lynn Pettis (8/7/2014)
Now this just pissed me off:********* (8/7/2014)
thanks lynn, for being forthcoming (finally!)Leaving out the name of the perp.
Haha - too easy to find. :crazy:
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
August 7, 2014 at 10:46 am
SQLRNNR (8/7/2014)
Lynn Pettis (8/7/2014)
Now this just pissed me off:********* (8/7/2014)
thanks lynn, for being forthcoming (finally!)Leaving out the name of the perp.
Haha - too easy to find. :crazy:
At least I'm being civil and not responding directly. Not worth getting into an argument with this person.
August 7, 2014 at 10:50 am
Lynn Pettis (8/7/2014)
SQLRNNR (8/7/2014)
Lynn Pettis (8/7/2014)
Now this just pissed me off:********* (8/7/2014)
thanks lynn, for being forthcoming (finally!)Leaving out the name of the perp.
Haha - too easy to find. :crazy:
At least I'm being civil and not responding directly. Not worth getting into an argument with this person.
I'm not sure how your first answer wasn't forthcoming enough. It should have been marked as the answer. In fact, it was probably a perfect answer for StackOverflow 😀 (yes, I've read all the posts in The Thread)
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August 7, 2014 at 11:03 am
Jack Corbett (8/7/2014)
Lynn Pettis (8/7/2014)
SQLRNNR (8/7/2014)
Lynn Pettis (8/7/2014)
Now this just pissed me off:********* (8/7/2014)
thanks lynn, for being forthcoming (finally!)Leaving out the name of the perp.
Haha - too easy to find. :crazy:
At least I'm being civil and not responding directly. Not worth getting into an argument with this person.
I'm not sure how your first answer wasn't forthcoming enough. It should have been marked as the answer. In fact, it was probably a perfect answer for StackOverflow 😀 (yes, I've read all the posts in The Thread)
Oh, I know exactly where his comment came from. I've tried to teach him how to fish and at one point he even told me to stop answering his questions. He would be a perfect candidate for asking questions on SO because all he really wants are answers.
August 7, 2014 at 11:11 am
Jack Corbett (8/7/2014)
Lynn Pettis (8/7/2014)
SQLRNNR (8/7/2014)
Lynn Pettis (8/7/2014)
Now this just pissed me off:********* (8/7/2014)
thanks lynn, for being forthcoming (finally!)Leaving out the name of the perp.
Haha - too easy to find. :crazy:
At least I'm being civil and not responding directly. Not worth getting into an argument with this person.
I'm not sure how your first answer wasn't forthcoming enough. It should have been marked as the answer. In fact, it was probably a perfect answer for StackOverflow 😀 (yes, I've read all the posts in The Thread)
I was wondering that same thing.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
August 7, 2014 at 11:20 am
SQLRNNR (8/7/2014)
Jack Corbett (8/7/2014)
Lynn Pettis (8/7/2014)
SQLRNNR (8/7/2014)
Lynn Pettis (8/7/2014)
Now this just pissed me off:********* (8/7/2014)
thanks lynn, for being forthcoming (finally!)Leaving out the name of the perp.
Haha - too easy to find. :crazy:
At least I'm being civil and not responding directly. Not worth getting into an argument with this person.
I'm not sure how your first answer wasn't forthcoming enough. It should have been marked as the answer. In fact, it was probably a perfect answer for StackOverflow 😀 (yes, I've read all the posts in The Thread)
I was wondering that same thing.
My SSC sleuthing is failing me...I can't find it. :blush:
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