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  • Ugh, sick for a week blows. I miss anything of import since last Tuesday?


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  • Evil Kraig F (7/31/2012)


    Ugh, sick for a week blows. I miss anything of import since last Tuesday?

    Vacation! Mine! (no, you're not invited 🙂 )

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  • GilaMonster (7/31/2012)


    Evil Kraig F (7/31/2012)


    Ugh, sick for a week blows. I miss anything of import since last Tuesday?

    Vacation! Mine! (no, you're not invited 🙂 )

    speaking of vacations, I just got back from Machu Picchu, Peru!

    spent a week with my wife marching my fat butt up and down some mountains filled with some beautiful ruins.

    Lowell


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  • Lowell (7/31/2012)


    speaking of vacations, I just got back from Machu Picchu, Peru!

    spent a week with my wife marching my fat butt up and down some mountains filled with some beautiful ruins.

    Uh, that doesn't look like marching.

  • Lowell is demonstrating the principle that an army marches on its stomach

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  • SQLRNNR (7/27/2012)


    SQL Kiwi (7/27/2012)


    And people ask me why I don't post as much on SSC as I used to 🙁

    Really unfortunate - I would love to see more from you here on SSC.

    Paul - I would have to agree with this. You've made some excellent contributions in the past (that I have seen, being a relatively recent joiner) and it would be shameful to lose such a helpful and knowledgeable contributor just because a few non-sensical conflicts.


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    SQLRNNR (7/27/2012)


    SQL Kiwi (7/27/2012)


    And people ask me why I don't post as much on SSC as I used to 🙁

    Really unfortunate - I would love to see more from you here on SSC.

    Paul - I would have to agree with this. You've made some excellent contributions in the past (that I have seen, being a relatively recent joiner) and it would be shameful to lose such a helpful and knowledgeable contributor just because a few non-sensical conflicts.

    Another vote here. Few of your posts offer merely a solution, Paul. There's usually an eye-opening lagniappe or caveat for us to explore. Please don't give up.

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    dwain.c (7/31/2012)


    SQLRNNR (7/27/2012)


    SQL Kiwi (7/27/2012)


    And people ask me why I don't post as much on SSC as I used to 🙁

    Really unfortunate - I would love to see more from you here on SSC.

    Paul - I would have to agree with this. You've made some excellent contributions in the past (that I have seen, being a relatively recent joiner) and it would be shameful to lose such a helpful and knowledgeable contributor just because a few non-sensical conflicts.

    Another vote here. Few of your posts offer merely a solution, Paul. There's usually an eye-opening lagniappe or caveat for us to explore. Please don't give up.

    And another vote here, Paul. You make some of the best contributions.

    Tom

  • L' Eomot Inversé (8/1/2012)


    ChrisM@Work (8/1/2012)


    dwain.c (7/31/2012)


    SQLRNNR (7/27/2012)


    SQL Kiwi (7/27/2012)


    And people ask me why I don't post as much on SSC as I used to 🙁

    Really unfortunate - I would love to see more from you here on SSC.

    Paul - I would have to agree with this. You've made some excellent contributions in the past (that I have seen, being a relatively recent joiner) and it would be shameful to lose such a helpful and knowledgeable contributor just because a few non-sensical conflicts.

    Another vote here. Few of your posts offer merely a solution, Paul. There's usually an eye-opening lagniappe or caveat for us to explore. Please don't give up.

    And another vote here, Paul. You make some of the best contributions.

    +1 Who else will correct my crappy TSQL? 😀

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  • george sibbald (7/31/2012)


    Lowell is demonstrating the principle that an army marches on its stomach

    Bwhahahahahaha.

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  • Does this look like a giant advertisement to anyone else?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1039196-391-1.aspx

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  • Kiara (8/1/2012)


    Does this look like a giant advertisement to anyone else?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1039196-391-1.aspx

    Nah, I'm sure 5 different people are going to swoop in and post once time on the same forum just by coincidence...

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  • Grant Fritchey (8/1/2012)


    Kiara (8/1/2012)


    Does this look like a giant advertisement to anyone else?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1039196-391-1.aspx

    Nah, I'm sure 5 different people are going to swoop in and post once time on the same forum just by coincidence...

    Well, some of it certainly looks like a snake-oil salesman and his sock-puppets. But it seems pretty likely that anyone reading the whole discussion would cross the plugged product off their list of candidates for purchase, so it's not a very successful advertising effort (unlesss you believe that all publicity is good publicity, so acquiring a reputation even for over-puffed snake oil is good for sales).

    A giant screwed-up attempt at advertising, perhaps?

    Tom

  • L' Eomot Inversé (8/1/2012)


    Grant Fritchey (8/1/2012)


    Kiara (8/1/2012)


    Does this look like a giant advertisement to anyone else?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1039196-391-1.aspx

    Nah, I'm sure 5 different people are going to swoop in and post once time on the same forum just by coincidence...

    Well, some of it certainly looks like a snake-oil salesman and his sock-puppets. But it seems pretty likely that anyone reading the whole discussion would cross the plugged product off their list of candidates for purchase, so it's not a very successful advertising effort (unlesss you believe that all publicity is good publicity, so acquiring a reputation even for over-puffed snake oil is good for sales).

    A giant screwed-up attempt at advertising, perhaps?

    Considering the date-stamps, I doubt it was a marketing campaign. More like someone posted some negative data, and a sales/marketing person from the company tried to make it look good, but others then, over time, posted mostly negative about it. Too much time between posts for it to be a campaign.

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  • GSquared (8/1/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (8/1/2012)


    Grant Fritchey (8/1/2012)


    Kiara (8/1/2012)


    Does this look like a giant advertisement to anyone else?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1039196-391-1.aspx

    Nah, I'm sure 5 different people are going to swoop in and post once time on the same forum just by coincidence...

    Well, some of it certainly looks like a snake-oil salesman and his sock-puppets. But it seems pretty likely that anyone reading the whole discussion would cross the plugged product off their list of candidates for purchase, so it's not a very successful advertising effort (unlesss you believe that all publicity is good publicity, so acquiring a reputation even for over-puffed snake oil is good for sales).

    A giant screwed-up attempt at advertising, perhaps?

    Considering the date-stamps, I doubt it was a marketing campaign. More like someone posted some negative data, and a sales/marketing person from the company tried to make it look good, but others then, over time, posted mostly negative about it. Too much time between posts for it to be a campaign.

    Possibly. I've seen a few talks on the product and some people seem to like it, but it's a bit of a paradigm shift for how you work.

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