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  • December 20, 2011 at 9:14 am

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    Dev (12/20/2011)

    Sorry for hiccup. I Google-d something today (after a long long time, using Bing now days) and didn’t find a single sponsored links there. No promotions from Google.

    Any idea?

    OMG. Google haz no adz? It's the end of the world! Run for your lives!

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  • December 20, 2011 at 9:17 am

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    Brandie Tarvin (12/20/2011)

    Dev (12/20/2011)

    Sorry for hiccup. I Google-d something today (after a long long time, using Bing now days) and didn’t find a single sponsored links there. No promotions from Google.

    Any idea?

    OMG. Google haz no adz? It's the end of the world! Run for your lives!

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  • December 20, 2011 at 9:24 am

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    Brandie Tarvin (12/20/2011)

    Dev (12/20/2011)

    Sorry for hiccup. I Google-d something today (after a long long time, using Bing now days) and didn’t find a single sponsored links there. No promotions from Google.

    Any idea?

    OMG. Google haz no adz? It's the end of the world! Run for your lives!

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  • December 20, 2011 at 9:35 am

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    Dev (12/20/2011)

    Sorry for hiccup. I Google-d something today (after a long long time, using Bing now days) and didn’t find a single sponsored links there. No promotions from Google.

    Any idea?

    Maybe you Googled something nobody in their right mind would want to link ads to, and nobody crazy enough has the money?

    Edit: Yep, just Googled "cannibalism", and there were no ads. Googled "Ford Fusion" and got lots of ads. Anybody got the money to buy "cannibalism" as a Google ad-word? Want your product/service associated with it?

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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  • December 20, 2011 at 9:42 am

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    GSquared (12/20/2011)

    Dev (12/20/2011)

    Sorry for hiccup. I Google-d something today (after a long long time, using Bing now days) and didn’t find a single sponsored links there. No promotions from Google.

    Any idea?

    Maybe you Googled something nobody in their right mind would want to link ads to, and nobody crazy enough has the money?

    Edit: Yep, just Googled "cannibalism", and there were no ads. Googled "Ford Fusion" and got lots of ads. Anybody got the money to buy "cannibalism" as a Google ad-word? Want your product/service associated with it?

    I'm surprised Amazon or the History Channel doesn't have an ad. Amazon could link to books or movies about it or at least Silence of the Lambs.

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  • December 20, 2011 at 9:43 am

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    Stefan Krzywicki (12/20/2011)

    GSquared (12/20/2011)

    Dev (12/20/2011)

    Sorry for hiccup. I Google-d something today (after a long long time, using Bing now days) and didn’t find a single sponsored links there. No promotions from Google.

    Any idea?

    Maybe you Googled something nobody in their right mind would want to link ads to, and nobody crazy enough has the money?

    Edit: Yep, just Googled "cannibalism", and there were no ads. Googled "Ford Fusion" and got lots of ads. Anybody got the money to buy "cannibalism" as a Google ad-word? Want your product/service associated with it?

    I'm surprised Amazon or the History Channel doesn't have an ad. Amazon could link to books or movies about it or at least Silence of the Lambs.

    think they'd probably catch some PR flak for doing that. "promoting" cannibalism

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  • December 20, 2011 at 9:46 am

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    Stefan Krzywicki (12/20/2011)

    GSquared (12/20/2011)

    Dev (12/20/2011)

    Sorry for hiccup. I Google-d something today (after a long long time, using Bing now days) and didn’t find a single sponsored links there. No promotions from Google.

    Any idea?

    Maybe you Googled something nobody in their right mind would want to link ads to, and nobody crazy enough has the money?

    Edit: Yep, just Googled "cannibalism", and there were no ads. Googled "Ford Fusion" and got lots of ads. Anybody got the money to buy "cannibalism" as a Google ad-word? Want your product/service associated with it?

    I'm surprised Amazon or the History Channel doesn't have an ad. Amazon could link to books or movies about it or at least Silence of the Lambs.

    I'm sure they could, but their marketing budget probably didn't include that in their ad-words bids.

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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  • December 20, 2011 at 9:48 am

    #1423774

    GSquared (12/20/2011)

    Dev (12/20/2011)

    Sorry for hiccup. I Google-d something today (after a long long time, using Bing now days) and didn’t find a single sponsored links there. No promotions from Google.

    Any idea?

    Maybe you Googled something nobody in their right mind would want to link ads to, and nobody crazy enough has the money?

    Edit: Yep, just Googled "cannibalism", and there were no ads. Googled "Ford Fusion" and got lots of ads. Anybody got the money to buy "cannibalism" as a Google ad-word? Want your product/service associated with it?

    Gus & All,

    I am giving you a good reason for LOL & ROFL. I was searching for ‘Love’. :w00t:

    There is a saying “You can’t buy love”. It was quite contradictory (& funny) because I remember Google used to throw ebay site (sponsored) if you search for string ‘Love’. I wanted to share it with Jason & Jared (discussing on ebay in another thread).

    I wanted to reproduce it BUT now ‘Love’ is not available on ebay. :hehe:

  • December 20, 2011 at 9:50 am

    #1423777

    Dev (12/20/2011)

    GSquared (12/20/2011)

    Dev (12/20/2011)

    Sorry for hiccup. I Google-d something today (after a long long time, using Bing now days) and didn’t find a single sponsored links there. No promotions from Google.

    Any idea?

    Maybe you Googled something nobody in their right mind would want to link ads to, and nobody crazy enough has the money?

    Edit: Yep, just Googled "cannibalism", and there were no ads. Googled "Ford Fusion" and got lots of ads. Anybody got the money to buy "cannibalism" as a Google ad-word? Want your product/service associated with it?

    Gus & All,

    I am giving you a good reason for LOL & ROFL. I was searching for ‘Love’. :w00t:

    There is a saying “You can’t buy love”. It was quite contradictory (& funny) because I remember Google used to throw ebay site (sponsored) if you search for string ‘Love’. I wanted to share it with Jason & Jared (discussing on ebay in another thread).

    I wanted to reproduce it BUT now ‘Love’ is not available on ebay. :hehe:

    (emphasis added) Interesting choice of phrase ...

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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  • December 20, 2011 at 9:55 am

    #1423784

    GSquared (12/20/2011)

    Dev (12/20/2011)

    GSquared (12/20/2011)

    Dev (12/20/2011)

    Sorry for hiccup. I Google-d something today (after a long long time, using Bing now days) and didn’t find a single sponsored links there. No promotions from Google.

    Any idea?

    Maybe you Googled something nobody in their right mind would want to link ads to, and nobody crazy enough has the money?

    Edit: Yep, just Googled "cannibalism", and there were no ads. Googled "Ford Fusion" and got lots of ads. Anybody got the money to buy "cannibalism" as a Google ad-word? Want your product/service associated with it?

    Gus & All,

    I am giving you a good reason for LOL & ROFL. I was searching for ‘Love’. :w00t:

    There is a saying “You can’t buy love”. It was quite contradictory (& funny) because I remember Google used to throw ebay site (sponsored) if you search for string ‘Love’. I wanted to share it with Jason & Jared (discussing on ebay in another thread).

    I wanted to reproduce it BUT now ‘Love’ is not available on ebay. :hehe:

    (emphasis added) Interesting choice of phrase ...

    Yeah - quite interesting. I am not in need of buying love or reproduction BTW:-D

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • December 20, 2011 at 9:58 am

    #1423789

    GSquared (12/20/2011)

    Stefan Krzywicki (12/20/2011)

    GSquared (12/20/2011)

    Dev (12/20/2011)

    Sorry for hiccup. I Google-d something today (after a long long time, using Bing now days) and didn’t find a single sponsored links there. No promotions from Google.

    Any idea?

    Maybe you Googled something nobody in their right mind would want to link ads to, and nobody crazy enough has the money?

    Edit: Yep, just Googled "cannibalism", and there were no ads. Googled "Ford Fusion" and got lots of ads. Anybody got the money to buy "cannibalism" as a Google ad-word? Want your product/service associated with it?

    I'm surprised Amazon or the History Channel doesn't have an ad. Amazon could link to books or movies about it or at least Silence of the Lambs.

    I'm sure they could, but their marketing budget probably didn't include that in their ad-words bids.

    I figured Amazon and some other wide sites paid to have an ad no matter what was searched for. I've certainly seen enough that said "books on (variable here) for low prices" and then you click through and there's nothing close to what you were looking for.

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    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • December 20, 2011 at 9:59 am

    #1423790

    GSquared (12/20/2011)

    Dev (12/20/2011)

    GSquared (12/20/2011)

    Dev (12/20/2011)

    Sorry for hiccup. I Google-d something today (after a long long time, using Bing now days) and didn’t find a single sponsored links there. No promotions from Google.

    Any idea?

    Maybe you Googled something nobody in their right mind would want to link ads to, and nobody crazy enough has the money?

    Edit: Yep, just Googled "cannibalism", and there were no ads. Googled "Ford Fusion" and got lots of ads. Anybody got the money to buy "cannibalism" as a Google ad-word? Want your product/service associated with it?

    Gus & All,

    I am giving you a good reason for LOL & ROFL. I was searching for ‘Love’. :w00t:

    There is a saying “You can’t buy love”. It was quite contradictory (& funny) because I remember Google used to throw ebay site (sponsored) if you search for string ‘Love’. I wanted to share it with Jason & Jared (discussing on ebay in another thread).

    I wanted to reproduce it BUT now ‘Love’ is not available on ebay. :hehe:

    (emphasis added) Interesting choice of phrase ...

    :blush:

  • December 20, 2011 at 10:19 am

    #1423803

    Note to self: Read your post 3 times if Gus (qualified LOL & ROFL :smooooth:) is in the loop.

  • December 20, 2011 at 10:24 am

    #1423804

    Dev (12/20/2011)

    Note to self: Read your post 3 times if Gus (qualified LOL & ROFL :smooooth:) is in the loop.

    That still won't cover all of the bases. You could try getting inside his head, but that won't work either:-D

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  • December 20, 2011 at 10:27 am

    #1423806

    If you haven't tried it, google "let it snow" and check out the Easter egg

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