Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Craig Farrell (2/17/2011)


    GSquared (2/17/2011)


    Ken Jennings? I was more thinking along the lines of expertsexchange.com.

    Until you just mentioned it I don't think I ever quite caught that one... 😛

    That's because they realized their complete stupidity ... er ... marketing error, a few years back and started camel-casing it to obscure the joke.

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  • They exchange camels too??



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  • Alvin Ramard (2/17/2011)


    They exchange camels too??

    Yes, at camelsexchange.com. :w00t:

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  • You people are strange.

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  • GSquared (2/17/2011)


    Alvin Ramard (2/17/2011)


    They exchange camels too??

    Yes, at camelsexchange.com. :w00t:

    Daddy, why's that boy camel wearing pink? Don't worry, son, he's just confused. There's a website for that.


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  • Craig Farrell (2/17/2011)


    GSquared (2/17/2011)


    Alvin Ramard (2/17/2011)


    They exchange camels too??

    Yes, at camelsexchange.com. :w00t:

    Daddy, why's that boy camel wearing pink? Don't worry, son, he's just confused. There's a website for that.

    That would explain the "It's a Small World" ride at Disney World.

    @=)

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  • Brandie Tarvin (2/17/2011)


    You people are strange.

    @=)

    You're just noticing?

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  • Brandie Tarvin (2/17/2011)


    You people are strange.

    @=)

    It's okay for me to talk to kids. I'm not a stranger. I'm the strangest!

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  • Brandie Tarvin (2/17/2011)


    Craig Farrell (2/17/2011)


    GSquared (2/17/2011)


    Alvin Ramard (2/17/2011)


    They exchange camels too??

    Yes, at camelsexchange.com. :w00t:

    Daddy, why's that boy camel wearing pink? Don't worry, son, he's just confused. There's a website for that.

    That would explain the "It's a Small World" ride at Disney World.

    @=)

    *NOTHING* explains that ride.

    And I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, thanks Gus/Alvin! 😀

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  • GSquared (2/17/2011)


    Craig Farrell (2/17/2011)


    GSquared (2/17/2011)


    Ken Jennings? I was more thinking along the lines of expertsexchange.com.

    Until you just mentioned it I don't think I ever quite caught that one... 😛

    That's because they realized their complete stupidity ... er ... marketing error, a few years back and started camel-casing it to obscure the joke.

    That is not something I would trust to a non-expert. Just seems kinda silly and risky.

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  • GSquared (2/17/2011)


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    Yes, at camelsexchange.com. :w00t:

    Must be a pain for the camel. (They still use bricks for it, right?) :pinch::crying:



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  • LutzM (2/17/2011)


    GSquared (2/17/2011)


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    Yes, at camelsexchange.com. :w00t:

    Must be a pain for the camel. (They still use bricks for it, right?) :pinch::crying:

    Sledgehammers. Or dynamite if you're in a hurry.

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  • GSquared (2/17/2011)


    LutzM (2/17/2011)


    GSquared (2/17/2011)


    ...

    Yes, at camelsexchange.com. :w00t:

    Must be a pain for the camel. (They still use bricks for it, right?) :pinch::crying:

    Sledgehammers. Or dynamite if you're in a hurry.

    Isn't the dynamite for camelpartsexchange.com?


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  • GSquared (2/17/2011)


    LutzM (2/17/2011)


    GSquared (2/17/2011)


    ...

    Yes, at camelsexchange.com. :w00t:

    Must be a pain for the camel. (They still use bricks for it, right?) :pinch::crying:

    Sledgehammers. Or dynamite if you're in a hurry.

    I do believe the latest version uses high velocity pork chops.

    Strangely, there's an expert in that field.

    Steve.

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