September 22, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Why did I have to go down that path?
Why am I not surprised at the answer?
Why do I not feel like helping someone where they don't hire qualified staff?
Why do I feel like we should all reply with an hourly rate?
Why, why, why??? (I need to find a harder wall to bang my head against!!!)
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost991437.aspx
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September 22, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Alvin Ramard (9/22/2010)
Why did I have to go down that path?Why am I not surprised at the answer?
Why do I not feel like helping someone where they don't hire qualified staff?
Why do I feel like we should all reply with an hourly rate?
Why, why, why??? (I need to find a harder wall to bang my head against!!!)
Your haiku form is off, but good topic!
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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
September 22, 2010 at 12:22 pm
jcrawf02 (9/22/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/22/2010)
Why did I have to go down that path?Why am I not surprised at the answer?
Why do I not feel like helping someone where they don't hire qualified staff?
Why do I feel like we should all reply with an hourly rate?
Why, why, why??? (I need to find a harder wall to bang my head against!!!)
Your haiku form is off, but good topic!
There was no attempt at any form of poetry.
Records are read,
Logs are backed up.
Some poems rhymes,
And some are messed up!
😛
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September 22, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Alvin Ramard (9/22/2010)
There was no attempt at any form of poetry.Records are read,
Logs are backed up.
Some poems rhymes,
And some are messed up!
😛
I am seriously contemplating submitting a PASS session abstract next year in rhyming verse. Just because I can.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
September 22, 2010 at 12:45 pm
GilaMonster (9/22/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/22/2010)
There was no attempt at any form of poetry.Records are read,
Logs are backed up.
Some poems rhymes,
And some are messed up!
😛
I am seriously contemplating submitting a PASS session abstract in rhyming verse. Just because I can.
I DARE YOU!!!!!! Well, only if you're going to share it with us. 🙂
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September 22, 2010 at 12:50 pm
jcrawf02 (9/22/2010)
It is the only way I get any points, after all. Damn Hugo and his questions!😉
[rant?]
By the way, just read Tom LaRock's post, am I the only new guy that didn't know that the Summit has historically moved around? from what I can find, 2004 in Orlando, 2005 in Dallas, 2006 in Seattle, 2007 in Denver, 2008,9,10 in Seattle?
Why all the hullabaloo then about moving the Summit, when it's been done before?
[/rant?]
Do you want the party line or the truth?
Jack Corbett
Consultant - Straight Path Solutions
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September 22, 2010 at 12:51 pm
😀
It's been a long time since I've written verse though (and I can't claim any of that was particularly good)
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
September 22, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Jack Corbett (9/22/2010)
jcrawf02 (9/22/2010)
It is the only way I get any points, after all. Damn Hugo and his questions!😉
[rant?]
By the way, just read Tom LaRock's post, am I the only new guy that didn't know that the Summit has historically moved around? from what I can find, 2004 in Orlando, 2005 in Dallas, 2006 in Seattle, 2007 in Denver, 2008,9,10 in Seattle?
Why all the hullabaloo then about moving the Summit, when it's been done before?
[/rant?]
Do you want the party line or the truth?
"You can't handle the truth!" Oops. Wait. Wrong movie. 😛
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September 22, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Jack Corbett (9/22/2010)
jcrawf02 (9/22/2010)
It is the only way I get any points, after all. Damn Hugo and his questions!😉
[rant?]
By the way, just read Tom LaRock's post, am I the only new guy that didn't know that the Summit has historically moved around? from what I can find, 2004 in Orlando, 2005 in Dallas, 2006 in Seattle, 2007 in Denver, 2008,9,10 in Seattle?
Why all the hullabaloo then about moving the Summit, when it's been done before?
[/rant?]
Do you want the party line or the truth?
Both! Especially if we can keep using the word "hullabaloo". It is a great word.
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September 22, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Alvin Ramard (9/22/2010)
Jack Corbett (9/22/2010)
jcrawf02 (9/22/2010)
It is the only way I get any points, after all. Damn Hugo and his questions!😉
[rant?]
By the way, just read Tom LaRock's post, am I the only new guy that didn't know that the Summit has historically moved around? from what I can find, 2004 in Orlando, 2005 in Dallas, 2006 in Seattle, 2007 in Denver, 2008,9,10 in Seattle?
Why all the hullabaloo then about moving the Summit, when it's been done before?
[/rant?]
Do you want the party line or the truth?
"You can't handle the truth!" Oops. Wait. Wrong movie. 😛
That should now be
"You can't handle the Tooth!!"
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
September 22, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Alvin Ramard (9/22/2010)
Jack Corbett (9/22/2010)
jcrawf02 (9/22/2010)
It is the only way I get any points, after all. Damn Hugo and his questions!😉
[rant?]
By the way, just read Tom LaRock's post, am I the only new guy that didn't know that the Summit has historically moved around? from what I can find, 2004 in Orlando, 2005 in Dallas, 2006 in Seattle, 2007 in Denver, 2008,9,10 in Seattle?
Why all the hullabaloo then about moving the Summit, when it's been done before?
[/rant?]
Do you want the party line or the truth?
"You can't handle the truth!" Oops. Wait. Wrong movie. 😛
As posted over in the Humor thread . . .
A Few Good DBAs
😀
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September 22, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Ray K (9/22/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/22/2010)
Jack Corbett (9/22/2010)
jcrawf02 (9/22/2010)
It is the only way I get any points, after all. Damn Hugo and his questions!😉
[rant?]
By the way, just read Tom LaRock's post, am I the only new guy that didn't know that the Summit has historically moved around? from what I can find, 2004 in Orlando, 2005 in Dallas, 2006 in Seattle, 2007 in Denver, 2008,9,10 in Seattle?
Why all the hullabaloo then about moving the Summit, when it's been done before?
[/rant?]
Do you want the party line or the truth?
"You can't handle the truth!" Oops. Wait. Wrong movie. 😛
As posted over in the Humor thread . . .
A Few Good DBAs
😀
I like it! 😀
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September 22, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Ray K (9/22/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/22/2010)
Jack Corbett (9/22/2010)
jcrawf02 (9/22/2010)
It is the only way I get any points, after all. Damn Hugo and his questions!😉
[rant?]
By the way, just read Tom LaRock's post, am I the only new guy that didn't know that the Summit has historically moved around? from what I can find, 2004 in Orlando, 2005 in Dallas, 2006 in Seattle, 2007 in Denver, 2008,9,10 in Seattle?
Why all the hullabaloo then about moving the Summit, when it's been done before?
[/rant?]
Do you want the party line or the truth?
"You can't handle the truth!" Oops. Wait. Wrong movie. 😛
As posted over in the Humor thread . . .
A Few Good DBAs
😀
I like it too - maybe I should print it and post it
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
September 22, 2010 at 1:14 pm
GilaMonster (9/22/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/22/2010)
There was no attempt at any form of poetry.Records are read,
Logs are backed up.
Some poems rhymes,
And some are messed up!
😛
I am seriously contemplating submitting a PASS session abstract next year in rhyming verse. Just because I can.
titled :
SQLserver on a rhyme
for sure technical time.
A barefoot look
under the hood
:w00t:
I bet Allen White may even help out on choreography :hehe:
Johan
Learn to play, play to learn !
Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:
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September 22, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Jack Corbett (9/22/2010)
jcrawf02 (9/22/2010)
It is the only way I get any points, after all. Damn Hugo and his questions!😉
[rant?]
By the way, just read Tom LaRock's post, am I the only new guy that didn't know that the Summit has historically moved around? from what I can find, 2004 in Orlando, 2005 in Dallas, 2006 in Seattle, 2007 in Denver, 2008,9,10 in Seattle?
Why all the hullabaloo then about moving the Summit, when it's been done before?
[/rant?]
Do you want the party line or the truth?
huh. Neither. I want to remain in denial that my membership in this particular "professional organization" actually means something.
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
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