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The common table expression (CTE)’s connected to the SELECT clause,

The SELECT clause is connected to the FROM clause,

The FROM clause is connected to the WHERE clause,

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The WHERE clause is connected to the GROUP BY,

The GROUP BY’s connected to the HAVING,

The HAVING’s connected to the ORDER BY,

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Dem queries, dem queries, dem slow queries,

Dem queries, dem queries, dem fast queries,

Dem queries, dem queries, dem big queries,

Now write dem crazy queries!