MidnightDBA: We do a lot

We do a lot of things. It’s difficult to explain all the things we do to people. So I made...

SQL Math: Whole Numbers, Real Numbers

It’s been a long time since grade school math, and for some the details have become kinda fuzzy. I’m no...

An Analogy is like a Tree….

For years, I’ve been trying to express how everything ties into everything else. A big part of understanding any given...

Maaaaaagic Tables!!!

I had an interview earlier this week. An interview for a SQL developer position. It went fine. But. Question number X...

Not Cool Enough for Firefox

I’m pretty consistently behind the curve on most things. It took three years for me to get into The Office...

Filmed: DBAs@Midnight Episode 2.30

Friday night (as per usual) we filmed a new episode of our 2 1/2 year old webshow, DBAs@Midnight in front...

Women in Technology SQL Lunch!

Attend SQL Lunch...the power of my sweater compels you...
This week on Friday, March 17 we’re having a free panel talk,...

24 Hours of PASS Spring 2011 Code Sins

Here is all the things related to the most awesome Code Sins session I gave at 24 Hours of PASS Spring...

SQL University – Teach Your Children Well

“If you had a daughter, would you really encourage her to get into IT?” … “Yes, if she loved it.”

- My...

T-SQL Tuesday #016: Aggregates and Windowing Functions and Ranking! Yum!

Let’s get this out of the way right now: I am SO going to take advantage of this T-SQL Tuesday...