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A Few Good DBAs


A Few Good DBAs

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Larry Aue
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Shaun, could you please leave the room while we talk about you behind your back? Tongue



Jeff Moden
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What a great read... and how timely! I just went through something like this with my bosses! Well done!

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced ree-bar and is a Modenism for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column.
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And I thought it was only me with those bosses!!


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Very funny!
Thank's
Manie Verster
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America can fall apart but the DBA's will protect the SQL Server. While Godzilla demolished New York and the aliens tried to take over the world the DBA's protected the SQL Server. I think this calls for a new movie. The world gets ruined while the DBA's protect the SQL Server. Atteeeeenhun!! the DBA's entering the office!!!!!

All jokes aside, we here in South Africa only watched the final of Survivor Fiji last night and I must say that I was so sorry that Yauman was voted out. I hoped he would win it.

:-PManie Verster
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I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)
Frank Carrelli
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I think we all have bosses like that!Smile
Grant Fritchey
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Does this mean I get to carry a gun at work now?

I promise, no more than one developer a week. BigGrin

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Robert L Miller
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Perfect; just perfect!

Thank you very much for this moment of well needed and received levity.
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THAT was pretty awesome!
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