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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

jasona.work (11/8/2013)
So, put up gutter guard over the week to keep the back gutters on the house from filling with leaves, still need to get some to finish off the...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
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November 8, 2013 at 7:26 am

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RE: Fixing DBCC CHECKDB Msg 8992 Errors

Glad it helped you out Ram.
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
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October 31, 2013 at 8:29 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

SQLRNNR (10/30/2013)
Sean Lange (10/30/2013)
GilaMonster (10/30/2013)
I remember seeing a CV where someone had rated himself 10/10 on 4 versions of Windows (XP, 2000, 98, NT4), two versions of SQL Server (2000,...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

October 30, 2013 at 10:53 am

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RE: Exporting Execution Plans - SQL Spackle

Nice article Jason.
However, seeing as this is a SQL Spackle article, you did forget something...
Crack filled.
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

October 29, 2013 at 11:54 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

GilaMonster (10/28/2013)
Apparently the current top database guy at the company I'm joining is ecstatic about my joining them. From what I heard from one of the other devs, he has...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

October 28, 2013 at 2:55 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Revenant (10/26/2013)
GilaMonster (10/26/2013)
Revenant (10/25/2013)
If the candidate has less than 12 years on SQL Server and rates himself - much less frequently herself - 8 or higher, the interview effectively ends...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

October 27, 2013 at 2:31 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

wolfkillj (10/23/2013)
I've published my first technical blog post. I'd appreciate any feedback from this group on both the technical aspects and the writing. Thanks, everyone!
Jason - this was a good...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

October 25, 2013 at 7:30 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

GilaMonster (10/17/2013)
rodjkidd (10/17/2013)
There were maybe six people in cloaks, our very own Wayne was one.
Paul brimmel, Robert Davis and Argines fernandez also saw.
Jason, Wayne, Argenis, Denny are the ones I...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

October 21, 2013 at 4:52 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

rodjkidd (10/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (10/15/2013)
Hopefully I will be able to attend PASS next year!
darn, means I'll have to come to PASS again! Lynn you are also on the "bucket list", 😀
Rodders...
Well,...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

October 21, 2013 at 4:46 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Stefan Krzywicki (10/8/2013)
Well, time to polish the resume and start looking for work. Just given a 1 month notice.
They want to keep me on a retainer for 5 hours a...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

October 10, 2013 at 4:21 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Who is going to the Summit this year? (I need to figure out who to meet up with...)
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

October 3, 2013 at 10:59 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

L' Eomot Inversé (9/27/2013)
GilaMonster (9/27/2013)
Thursday at Summit is going to be sooo funny. Just saying...
I hope you'll not leave us wondering ...
Well, lets just say that some folks will be...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

October 1, 2013 at 7:41 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Brandie Tarvin (9/27/2013)
I suppose that wouldn't be a bad question to ask prospective employers. When they say "Do you have any questions for us" I could come back with "Tell...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

October 1, 2013 at 7:39 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

hisakimatama (9/21/2013)
This thread's been to some amusing places, though, ...
I'm nominating this as the "Understatement of the Year"
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

September 23, 2013 at 7:16 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Jan Van der Eecken (9/20/2013)
wolfkillj (9/20/2013)
Jan Van der Eecken (9/20/2013)
Did anyone of his fellow members thank him for the recipe? 😀
Don't know, but the Congressional Record would include both the...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

September 20, 2013 at 3:20 pm

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