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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

xsevensinzx (5/7/2015)
WayneS (5/4/2015)
Lynn Pettis (5/4/2015)
I have to agree as well. I have almost 20 years experience and I know that I don't know everything. I still have a...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
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May 11, 2015 at 9:00 am

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RE: Need some help with this query

Lynn Pettis (5/7/2015)
New Born DBA (5/7/2015)
Sorry, but I actually spit soda out my nose on this comment:
Well I hope you are OK. 😀
It isn't a system field, the column c1is...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

May 7, 2015 at 12:41 pm

#1796360
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Lynn Pettis (5/4/2015)
I have to agree as well. I have almost 20 years experience and I know that I don't know everything. I still have a lot more...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

May 4, 2015 at 10:11 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Luis Cazares (4/10/2015)
Someone just mentioned that you could have 2 clustered indexes on a table. But I'm sure he's high. 😀
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1676220.aspx
But, think about it, what if you're in situation where,...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

April 10, 2015 at 4:29 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Brandie Tarvin (4/10/2015)
GilaMonster (4/10/2015)
I love finding out that I'm giving a training course from the newsletter sent out the the entire company.
Last month a coworker asked my boss's boss for...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

April 10, 2015 at 8:52 am

#1790197
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Jack Corbett (3/25/2015)
GilaMonster (3/25/2015)
spaghettidba (3/25/2015)
The accusation "man = male chauvinist" is very common, that's why everybody wants to say they're not like that.
Annoyingly so, along with the growing...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

March 25, 2015 at 6:56 pm

#1786448
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

GilaMonster (3/25/2015)
spaghettidba (3/25/2015)
The accusation "man = male chauvinist" is very common, that's why everybody wants to say they're not like that.
Annoyingly so, along with the growing accusation "feminist = man...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

March 25, 2015 at 5:07 pm

#1786436
RE: Are There That Many GUIDs?

Toby Harman (3/23/2015)
For what its worth...
We have a redevelopment going on at the moment which is using GUIDs for all the clustered keys. Some of the data is generated through...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

March 24, 2015 at 8:07 am

#1785975
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Brandie Tarvin (3/10/2015)
SQLRNNR (3/10/2015)
Jack Corbett (3/10/2015)
SQLRNNR (3/9/2015)
Jack Corbett (3/9/2015)
Grant Fritchey (3/9/2015)
By the way, Gianluca is a giant.
So this means if and when I meet Gianluca he'll...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

March 10, 2015 at 6:12 pm

#1783104
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Brandie Tarvin (3/3/2015)
Ed Wagner (3/3/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (3/3/2015)
Ed Wagner (3/3/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (3/3/2015)
Ed Wagner (3/3/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (3/3/2015)
Not to be weird, but...
YAY! I HAVE MY FIRST SUSPECT DATABASE!
It's a non-prod reporting database that...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

March 3, 2015 at 9:51 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Lynn Pettis (3/1/2015)
I am HOME!
I had a nice dinner at Kassondra's house. I'm sorry, nothing beats good home cooking!
Welcome Home Lynn.
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

March 2, 2015 at 10:22 am

#1781156
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Lynn Pettis (2/18/2015)
... Mark one off, 9 days on the calendar to go. 9 days on the calendar to go, 9 days to go, ...
In another lifetime, we used to...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

February 19, 2015 at 8:53 am

#1778667
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Brandie Tarvin (2/13/2015)
SqlSanctum (2/13/2015)
Ed Wagner (2/13/2015)
Gazareth (2/13/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (2/13/2015)
SqlSanctum (2/13/2015)
Koen Verbeeck (2/13/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (2/13/2015)
Gail and Jeff, I really want to thank you for your input on the SQL Server licensing...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

February 13, 2015 at 9:12 am

#1777565
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Brandie Tarvin (2/13/2015)
Gail and Jeff, I really want to thank you for your input on the SQL Server licensing issue. Not only were we able to get Developer edition added...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

February 13, 2015 at 9:06 am

#1777556
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Ed Wagner (2/12/2015)
That seems like an awful lot of pain and is riddled with holes, such as who would set the password to begin with.
Why, that would be the same...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

February 12, 2015 at 9:16 pm

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