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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Lynn Pettis (1/27/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (1/27/2015)
Oh, hey! Let's all go to Russia in the middle of a war!
Dear SQLSaturday Speakers,
This is a one-time system message for SQLSaturday #398. SQLSaturday #398...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
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Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

January 27, 2015 at 9:12 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Brandie Tarvin (1/27/2015)
Excuse me while I stand over in my corner gloating that I figured something out all by my lonesome without looking anything up. YES!
Congrats Brandie. That sure is...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

January 27, 2015 at 9:11 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Sean Lange (1/23/2015)
Oh lordy...I just handed a stored proc and was asked advice on how to make it faster. The proc is 3700 lines long, there are almost 200 parameters...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

January 23, 2015 at 3:49 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Jeff Moden (1/22/2015)
WayneS (1/22/2015)
Any Threadizens going to either the Austin or Cleveland SQL Saturday? I'd love to meet up with you!
I've need seen you since you got your MCM. ...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

January 22, 2015 at 2:28 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Any Threadizens going to either the Austin or Cleveland SQL Saturday? I'd love to meet up with you!
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

January 22, 2015 at 1:09 pm

#1772378
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

I'm curious...
How many folks have a home lab set up with servers?
How many folks just use virtual machines on a computer (be it laptop, etc)?
Other?
If you feel like it,...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

January 18, 2015 at 12:39 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Koen Verbeeck (1/13/2015)
FYI, I received the Author of the Year award at MSSQLTips.com!
Thanks everyone for voting!
Congrats!
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

January 14, 2015 at 7:58 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Grant Fritchey (1/4/2015)
Lynn Pettis (1/3/2015)
Jeff Moden (1/3/2015)
It's only the 3rd of the year and I believe we already have a candidate for the year's most vague question.
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1648047-2799-1.aspx
Anyone have...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

January 5, 2015 at 4:21 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

spaghettidba (1/1/2015)
Happy New Year everybody!
And there's a very special thank you message for every single one of you on my blog here! 🙂
Thank you for involving me in the most...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

January 1, 2015 at 6:54 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Jeff Moden (12/17/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (12/17/2014)
Brandie Tarvin (12/17/2014)
Brandie Tarvin (12/16/2014)
WHOO! #HappySnoopyDance
I just spent 2 & 1/2 days reworking a package and its supporting tables / stored procedures. Previous time of execution...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

December 17, 2014 at 7:14 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

SQLRNNR (12/2/2014)
Chad Crawford (12/2/2014)
I completely agree that Hibernate/Entity Framework is roughly equivalent to feeding a Mogwai after midnight (if you haven’t seen “Gremlins”, just know it is bad). ...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

December 4, 2014 at 3:14 pm

#1762834
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

SQLRNNR (12/1/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (12/1/2014)
SQLRNNR (12/1/2014)
Sean Lange (12/1/2014)
Is it just me or is LinkedIn quickly becoming the most useless website in existence? It seems that all that is there is recruiters...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

December 1, 2014 at 4:48 pm

#1761902
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Jeff - do you happen to know what the vote count was before you posted your request to up-vote the connect item?
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

November 26, 2014 at 12:02 am

#1760975
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Sean Lange (11/12/2014)
Ed Wagner (11/12/2014)
Sean Lange (11/12/2014)
Holy spam running crazy!!! The spam filter seems to have been turned off again. Whatever is being done to prevent spam is not working.
Yeah,...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

November 13, 2014 at 8:21 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

rodjkidd (10/28/2014)
SQLRNNR (10/28/2014)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/28/2014)
Maybe. I'll be there late Sat night, then likely Bellevue Sun.
That's if I don't blow things off and go see the Seahawks...
Real...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

October 28, 2014 at 2:31 pm

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