I'll take my H2O straight, brewed, fermented, or back.

SQLRNNR (4/2/2013)

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jasona.work (4/2/2013)

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You know, silly thing, but it'd be nice if you could specify credentials for a Windows Auth connection in SSMS...

I've got two logins, one for "normal" use which...

In line with bad data ....

Rockies are .500.

Might be the last time this season

jgates 94283 (4/2/2013)

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How does wasting someone else's time, with something that's not even in any way funny get published? And why have SQLServerCentral left this garbage on-line? Would...

We have one on the list, but I don't have a date for when this will be published.

Interesting, and thanks for the piece. I definitely learned something here.

Thanks, updated.

You do realize this is a joke, correct? Google Glass is real, but the database interface is a joke.

Thanks, and well, they could be trending down across the last four hours. Maybe I need to check my pay stub 😉

I'd think about just using simple scripts. Write yourself, or use something like SQL Compare to generate the scripts.

You can then either build a system that looks for existing objects...

Hugo Kornelis (4/1/2013)

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I was disappointed when the text of the editorial frankly admitted it being an April Fools prank. There goes the chance to read the comments of those who...

Export/import, not sure what you mean?

The only way you do this in SQL is with data, not objects. If you "export" an object, you script it.

What I'd look for is...

Glad you like it.

I was curious how many might actually read the whole thing and not skip over my disclaimer sentence.

Best of luck, Lynn, and be safe.