It looks like you've cut things out? Are those items continuous? The failure on native client, it's saying SQL 2012. Is that what you intended?

This varies dramatically by position and company. Unfortunately, our industry does not define titles well, or with any specificity. The title of DBA often overlaps substantially with the roles of...

That doesn't quite explain things.

What  is returned from setup? Have you checked the setup log for the specifics? Is your ISO copied to a file system or are...

In the past, SA was a tough sell. 2000-2005-2008 caught many people with SA not getting upgrades or new features. With the 2 (or less) year cadence, SA makes more...

Julie, you query doesn't quite work correctly. Here's a test I wrote to check things. I have both your code and the correct answer in the "Act" part of the...

I created a proc in a db, granted rights to a role, added a normal (non sysadmin/non secadmin) to the role, and this seemed to work. You'd have to modify...

I'd write a job to put this info into table you have access to. You can update it daily if needed. Perhaps you can build a proc WITH EXECUTE AS....

I would urge you to test this with a bunch of data sets and be sure it works as you expect. Left (or right) joins can cause issues at times.