I doubt anyone will steal your eyeballs. What they'll do, however, is replace the hash of your eyeballs with something else, then we'll really be in trouble.

Or, they'll...

Glad you liked this one. Was searching for a variety of interesting content for questions to get a little outside of SQL, but not too far.

Bellevue in August should  be nice, though as mentioned it can rain. I'd make sure you had a sweater and rain jacket, just in case. October usually chilly, but you...

Take it

I'm a baseball guy. Played a good portion of my life, including 10 years as an adult. I've enjoyed the game, and while I appreciate the history, there are things...

I predict useful information posted on June 31

My apologies, as this one had poor wording. I should have specified one connection from one application.

Points awarded back and the question clarified.

Good luck. I'd be interested in what you choose and how it works. We need more information and patterns for good testing.

TDE is an Enterprise only feature, so it cannot be enabled on SQL 2014 Standard.