I'd argue that a heap isn't an index either. I think an index has structure that is designed. A heap has no structure, it's determined by the users.

I'll admit that...

Definitely some great answers in here. You've got a Friday smile on my face!

I'd forgotten about a few of these, never heard of others. DARYL was great, and I'll add...

KITT counts, and I'd forgotten about that one.

Never saw Colossus, have to check that out.

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Very strange. Have you tried detaching and attaching here?

Typically the version differences don't prevent the restore of a db, however they can affect the functionality.

I used to track this daily, mainly to make sure devs and others didn't...

Looking forward to seeing one and thanks for participating.

Hey, someone has to make them up. I might entertain suggestions if you have them and I definitely need to get these posted somewhere permanent.

Post questions about the site anywhere,...

We do try to get things answered quickly, but we're still volunteers, not paid professionals.

I'm not sure anyone's put up a comprehensive document. You might need to piece stuff together from multiple places.

I'd start here: http://blogs.msdn.com/raulga/

Don't think the VM software has been around long enough. You might just need to migrate those VMs periodically, every few years or so

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That's great.

Well, this is officially the longest thread on the site.

And I do miss some of the red-necked way of talking in the South.

Well now that you mention it, I realize I'm inconsistent and use both. I don't see it consistently on the web either, though the comma seems more prevalent. The colon...

Expertise can be more than just doing it all yourself. I'm sure Gail would know who to call if she got stuck in a portion of the BI stack. That...