Flat tax, I like that one.

Seth's answer should work for you. Note that ordering isn't going to matter here to SQL Server. You would need some ORDER BY clause to get data back in a...

Well that's good to hear. I think we're cluttered. I'd like a cleaner, more open Stack-style interface here.

Ahhh, dreaming of the day I'll get development resources...

I think you need to write this out with some sample data, and explain how you get those values. What is the second table? The new one? Is the first...

Don't grant rights to users. Use roles. You can create your own with these rights, using the commands above, and then assign users to roles. I'd do two roles. One...

In 2008 there's a trace flag (http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms188396%28SQL.100%29.aspx) to stop those messages. Not sure there's a way in 2005.

Yes. the file formats, protocols, access is the same between 32 bit and 64 bit.

As mentioned, check the path. SQL Server, the service account, must be able to see the path. It doesn't matter what your account can see, it's the server that performs...

Hmmm, remove points for bad jokes. I might need to get a big purple button on each post for enforcing that.

Taxes

I didn't write this earlier, but I tend to agree that mandates don't necessarily help. There are plenty of doctors that don't keep up, or that don't get much from...

I'd like to do it every month. I need to get the topics out in advance. Someone actually asked me to drop this in there, and they put it out...

Ah, 5.25" floppies, memories...

I hope they do read it! I know a few PMs that tend to read the editorials, so hopefully this is one they catch.

That doesn't really help. For example, are you looking for the test itself? Someone's answers? The data on the test? There are any number of things that relate to a...