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  • RE: Humor

    If a transaction log falls in an empty database, does it make a sound?

  • RE: Bad SQL Jokes

    Daniel Bowlin (11/4/2010)


    A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to a table and asks 'May I join you?

    That depends, do you go left or do you go right?:laugh:

    Neither....

  • RE: table without UPDATA and DELETE

    Is your integer column set up as an identity field and a primary key?

    Sounds like indexing could help you out. (A bunch of folks on these forums know more...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    rain

  • RE: Nested CASE statements

    pbaker-1004855 (11/3/2010)


    Does this clarify at all?

    A little bit. Jeff's CASE example above is correct, if you want to go with that.

    Otherwise, if I have time to digest your scenario...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Daniel Bowlin (11/3/2010)


    tosscrosby (11/3/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (11/3/2010)


    morning.

    urgh.

    Me too....Although, I did hook up with an "old" friend last evening. She is gorgeous.....and at my age! So maybe this morning isn't...

  • RE: Nested CASE statements

    What are you trying to do in SQL? I'm thinking that there might be a better way without using a CASE statement.

    Can you give us an example of what...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Brandie Tarvin (11/3/2010)


    morning.

    urgh.

    Seconded :doze:

  • RE: Fantasy football

    Wow, I won by 0.42!

    Talk about close shaves!

  • RE: Election Day

    Nelson Williams-487553 (11/2/2010)


    I know, but I have a feeling that most of the readers are here in the United States. 😉

    You'd be surprised. Check out the thread that I...

  • RE: Talking baseball

    tosscrosby (11/2/2010)


    Get up in the dark, come home in the dark. Not sure which is more disturbing,,,,

    My wife is fond of telling me that I'm always in the...

  • RE: Election Day

    Nelson Williams-487553 (11/2/2010)


    I find that irresponsible. Here we are on the government created Internet engaging in the free exchange of ideas and you don't want to take part.

    I think...

  • RE: Talking baseball

    tosscrosby (11/2/2010)


    I see you got up with the alarm this AM????

    Yeah -- this getting up while it's still dark thing is for the birds! 😛

    Can't wait for Daylight...

  • RE: Election Day

    Yep -- first thing this morning, before I came to work.

  • RE: Talking baseball

    "I left my heart in San Francisco . . . "

    Congrats, Giants!!!

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