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Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31148 More actions · Answer 1

crookj (8/26/2010)
Ray K (8/26/2010)
Was doing a lot of work with triggers last week for my project, and for some silly, stupid reason, this popped up (and got stuck) in my head . . .
"The wonderful thing about triggers is that triggers are wonderful things . . . !!!"
Hmmmm . . . Winnie the Queue and Trigger Too!
I wonder how good a DBA Walt Disney would've made!
(Sheez, I must need a vacation more than I thought! Just seven more days until my trip out West!)
Still chuckling! 😀 And now... Let's here the Doctor Seuss Version...
Joe

Man, now you have me thinking about it!

If I come up with anything, I'll post it (unless someone beats me to it)!

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 734469 More actions · Answer 2

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August 26, 2010 at 10:07 am

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Geoffrey Wrigg SSC Eights! Points: 945 More actions · Answer 3

SQL Server DBA on the prowl at a singles bar:

SELECT Date

FROM Clientele

WHERE Attached = 'FALSE'

ORDER BY BloodAlcoholContent DESC

😛

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Geoffrey Wrigg (9/3/2010)
SQL Server DBA on the prowl at a singles bar:
SELECT Date
FROM Clientele
WHERE Attached = 'FALSE'
ORDER BY BloodAlcoholContent DESC
😛

LOL, I think I did this without thinking in my younger days.

GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 5

Geoffrey Wrigg (9/3/2010)
SQL Server DBA on the prowl at a singles bar:
SELECT Date
FROM Clientele
WHERE Attached = 'FALSE'
ORDER BY BloodAlcoholContent DESC
😛

And the execution plan for that is some sort of Re-BAR?

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Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31148 More actions · Answer 6

If a transaction log falls in an empty database, does it make a sound?

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cas3 Valued Member Points: 51 More actions · Answer 7

Just saw Watchman (again) on last saturday.

"I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. "

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

GSquared (11/4/2010)
Geoffrey Wrigg (9/3/2010)
SQL Server DBA on the prowl at a singles bar:
SELECT Date
FROM Clientele
WHERE Attached = 'FALSE'
ORDER BY BloodAlcoholContent DESC
😛
And the execution plan for that is some sort of Re-BAR?

Absolutely - after rejection

open Cursor @##$#%#@$@

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