Well, Christmas is almost upon us and, here in the UK, we have a tradition of Christmas Crackers containing rather awful jokes. So, I wondered if we could come up with enough cringeworthy SQL humour to fill a box.
Why did Roy Rogers have to walk home?
Because he was missing a Trigger.
Why did the man move house?
So he could alter the view.
Yes, the worse, the better 😉
MCSA SQL Server 2012