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I prefer 'The devil d*mn thee black, thou cream-faced lune'. It is very satisfying.
November 6, 2011 at 3:45 pm
I am intrigued as to why anyone would need this technique in a normalised database. Was this developer wrestling with a pivot table by any chnce that had been saved...
October 25, 2011 at 11:04 am
Great, but it does a much simpler operation and certainly doesn't de-tabbify. In code, you are likely to get a mixture of spaces and tabs. The tab character actually is...
September 30, 2011 at 2:17 am
[p]I can't quite remember writing this. I think I must have been trying to check out the process for submitting scripts for some reason, and grabbed something I had to...
September 19, 2011 at 11:59 am
Yeah. Sorry about the delay, but Steve and I are really keen on more cartoons on SSC and Simple-Talk.
July 29, 2011 at 3:41 am
Sorry, my fault. I got swamped with some unexpected urgent jobs, and a few other things, but I'm hoping to get something sorted out next week.
July 29, 2011 at 2:56 am
Sid, it may be better to ask this question on ASK.SQLServerCentral.COM, as it may skew a forum that is really about Jakub Dvorak's article, and you'll get more people...
July 21, 2011 at 10:07 am
I'd also suggest reading article in link below. This is exhausting description of all possible options which you can use for sharing data between procedures. I really spent a lot...
July 21, 2011 at 9:09 am
An interesting technique for sidestepping checks to see whether a function is deterministic. I'd love to see a practical example where this would be a good solution.
July 21, 2011 at 1:11 am
the future of .Net is uncertain, with rumours abounding Microsoft is considering its replacement by HTML5/JavaScript.
[p]If this happens, I'll eat my trousers. No. It is difficult for the tech people...
July 19, 2011 at 2:54 am
Not that I'm calling YOUR code "one big nested splat of code". I would never do that, Phil. (Can I call you Phil?)
Sure you can Call me Phil and call...
July 19, 2011 at 2:44 am
This is a fascinating bit of code that attempts an approach that would provide very useful facilities for any database that was integrating with a JSON-savvy application. I love the...
July 18, 2011 at 2:16 am
Oh, yes, there is a lot in common with writing literature and software, and the editing and testing processes are likewise entwined. The one cannot work without the other, and...
June 7, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Yes. Nice to see them again. Many of these are unforgettable. I love the comic strip of Derek the Robot DBA being virtualised into coffee machine at Teched by mistake....
May 31, 2011 at 7:55 am
Don't feel inhibited if you believe that you're not a brilliant artist. The important thing is the humor of the workplace and the technology. We can always redraw, but adding...
May 27, 2011 at 1:09 am
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