Steve Jones - Editor (5/12/2009)

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(Donald Farmer accent): Newbie, I've given you all I've got. We can't push it any harder. That query on the dilithium table will came apart if...

Oh zark off Jeff

:laugh: :laugh:...

Jack,

That has to be most super-awesome-nest thread I have seen so far!

"Folks keep posting one column" - I nearly fell off my chair!

Paul

@Gail: Nope, not me either

Jason,

Let me start by saying that I have no idea why it run so much more slowly in one case than another. Having said that:

You should use a faster...

Are apostrophe's [sic] on special offer or something?

😛

Oh dear Lord!!!

Vinoo (5/12/2009)

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Please understand that this forum has people who are extreme experts on SQL Server who are champions in their field. It pays to be polite and clear to gain...

@Grant: No fair! You cheated by spending more than five seconds searching Google! :laugh:

@Flo: I know, it's becoming a worry...

I would have thought that brussels sprouts...

Barry, yes it is funny, now that you point it out! :laugh:

I'm gonna be generous and put that down to something being...

I like it a lot - nice...

Heh - another good discussion on SSC - win!

Guys,

I don't quite have the ego to assume that the world at large will read the editorial and article the way I...

Hey Flo,

Yes that was my recollection - I was just making the point that the CLR function still wins with MAX datatypes.

I had temporarily forgotten that UMG Developer was not...

At the risk of being told off...

Steve, Paul

Hey guys. My main concern here is that Steve's editorial, and Paul's article (even after the edit) may well give people the wrong impression.

If it is the intent...