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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Ed Wagner (12/30/2014)


    TomThomson (12/29/2014)


    Ed Wagner (12/29/2014)


    eccentricDBA (12/29/2014)


    SQLRNNR (12/29/2014)


    Mandible

    Ironjaw

    Game

    Set (and Match)

    Tennis

    Elbow


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Ed Wagner (12/29/2014)


    TomThomson (12/28/2014)


    djj (12/26/2014)


    SQLRNNR (12/26/2014)


    Dive

    Food

    Grub

    Worm

    Wood


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    David Burrows (12/18/2014)


    GilaMonster (12/18/2014)


    Entertainment for next week = 1600 line long module (front end, not SQL) with no comments, erratic indentation and no naming standard.

    Oh! Joy 🙂

    Sounds like one of...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: Find Appropriate Event After An Incident

    Stupid f"£$ing RDP connection has shut itself down and I've lost everything I did previously!!!!!! I'll now have to pretty much start again but that may not be a...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: Find Appropriate Event After An Incident

    Of course I can :doze:

    It makes repeated reference to creating an index on the TimeViolation table but that's read-only. The rest of it is so much hieroglyphics to me...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

  • RE: Find Appropriate Event After An Incident

    I've put a clustered index on the Violations table that uses the StartDate and one on the Sanctions table using the dateidentified. I'll be honest though and say what...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: Find Appropriate Event After An Incident

    Thanks Grant, I've tried the TOP 1 approach and replaced the CTE's I was using with indexed temp tables but it's still not returned anything after half an hour. ...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Eirikur Eiriksson (12/15/2014)


    Doesn't this look like one of out favourite "Kitchen" people (look at the query, db name is OrbeData_KithKitchens):-D

    😎

    I thought that as soon as I saw it 😀 Although...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Letter


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

  • RE: The Last Job

    djackson 22568 (12/12/2014)


    BWFC (12/12/2014)


    John Mitchell-245523 (12/12/2014)


    BWFC (12/12/2014)


    that could be we TUPE straight out through the door.

    I'm no lawyer, but as I understand it, TUPE protects you from any changes that...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

  • RE: Query table

    You're welcome.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/lynnpettis/2009/03/25/some-common-date-routines/ has a lot of useful date things if you need more.


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

  • RE: Query table

    Try using this

    declare @ThisDate datetime;

    set @ThisDate = getdate();

    select dateadd(wk, datediff(wk, 0, @ThisDate), 0)


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

  • RE: SSIS Double quote text qualifiers

    What's the actual error message?

    We had problems importing files using ~ as a separator because one of the records had a ~ in the text itself. This knocked everything...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

  • RE: The Last Job

    I think we're in scope automatically, from what we've gathered it doesn't matter whether there's a job a the other end, the incoming company has to take you on. ...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

  • RE: The Last Job

    John Mitchell-245523 (12/12/2014)


    BWFC (12/12/2014)


    that could be we TUPE straight out through the door.

    I'm no lawyer, but as I understand it, TUPE protects you from any changes that are made as...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

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