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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Does anybody know anything about this lot? I've had that rarest of things, a useful Groupon offer arrive and I'm thinking of taking it up. I thought it...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
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October 2, 2015 at 1:49 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
jasona.work (10/1/2015)
BL0B_EATER (10/1/2015)
Talking about pork products, any one understand Sausage with Maple? I don't..
I do...
Mmmm...
Sausage (breakfast sausages) with syrup on them is goooddd.
As for a maple ale / beer,...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
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October 1, 2015 at 6:32 am

#1830718
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
BWFC (10/1/2015)
I got a bacon making kit for my birthday on Sunday. I can't wait to give it a go. Hopefully next month there'll be a butty...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
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October 1, 2015 at 3:57 am

#1830683
RE: What is wrong with my script? (ORA-00984: column not allowed here)

anthony.green (10/1/2015)
Not an Oracle guy myself, but I am guessing its something to do with "true" needing to be 'Y' or 'N', guessing Oracle isn't converting true to Y as...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

October 1, 2015 at 3:42 am

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RE: What is wrong with my script? (ORA-00984: column not allowed here)

vviston (10/1/2015)
CREATE TABLE appuser (
id number(10) NOT NULL,
created_by varchar2(10),
changed_by varchar2(10),
created_date timestamp,
...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
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October 1, 2015 at 3:29 am

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RE: Have a Think

John Corkett (10/1/2015)
Hi
Thinking time is essential. We need to take time to sit back and think about the way forward or the big picture.
My thinking time is usually on my...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

October 1, 2015 at 3:23 am

#1830676
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

I got a bacon making kit for my birthday on Sunday. I can't wait to give it a go. Hopefully next month there'll be a butty with homemade...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

October 1, 2015 at 2:33 am

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RE: Today's Random Word!

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On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
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September 30, 2015 at 7:07 am

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RE: First date of the Month (to date on Range basis)

smer (9/28/2015)
Hi Team,
Help to get the Sql Query e.g when execute on 8/15/2015 get the records from 8/1/2015 to 8/15/2015, if run on 9/20/2015 get the results...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

September 28, 2015 at 1:59 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Thanks for the congratulations everybody. I think the scariest thing about how far I've come in the last two and half years is realising how far I've got to...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

September 25, 2015 at 1:15 am

#1829370
RE: Today's Random Word!

djj (9/24/2015)
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Eirikur Eiriksson (9/23/2015)
SQLRNNR (9/23/2015)
gossip
Whisper
Careless
Lawless
Bandit
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

September 24, 2015 at 5:27 am

#1829085
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

SQLRNNR (9/23/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/23/2015)
BWFC (9/23/2015)
Promotion today :w00t: Yay me!!!!
Congrats. With a raise?
If no raise, then let them keep the promotion.
Love the promotions where it is only a...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

September 24, 2015 at 1:06 am

#1829033
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Promotion today :w00t: Yay me!!!!
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

September 23, 2015 at 1:54 pm

#1828940
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Guessing that won't work out too well. We all have to keep in mind that those who can't do, teach.
I remember reading an interesting alternative take on that axiom...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

September 21, 2015 at 1:28 am

#1828000
RE: The Counter Offer - Part 1

Phil Parkin (9/17/2015)
BWFC (9/17/2015)
Phil Parkin (9/17/2015)
I'm with you, Jeff. Using the threat of leaving, directly or indirectly, as a means to increase your salary feels ethically wrong and akin to...
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher
How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

September 17, 2015 at 5:24 am

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