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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    ChrisM@Work (6/24/2016)

    BWFC (6/24/2016)

    tindog (6/24/2016)

    Beatrix Kiddo (6/24/2016)

    Well, I'm embarrassed to be British now.

    I'm just shocked.

    I can't believe it either.

    Farrago has already admitted that the £350 million figure, upon which many people...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    June 24, 2016 at 4:40 am

    #1886689

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    tindog (6/24/2016)

    BWFC (6/24/2016)

    tindog (6/24/2016)

    Beatrix Kiddo (6/24/2016)

    Well, I'm embarrassed to be British now.

    I'm just shocked.

    I can't believe it either.

    Farrago has already admitted that the £350 million figure, upon which many people...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    June 24, 2016 at 3:49 am

    #1886677

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    tindog (6/24/2016)

    Beatrix Kiddo (6/24/2016)

    Well, I'm embarrassed to be British now.

    I'm just shocked.

    I can't believe it either.

    Farrago has already admitted that the £350 million figure, upon which many people based their...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    June 24, 2016 at 3:35 am

    #1886675

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    ThomasRushton (6/24/2016)

    Hugo Kornelis (6/24/2016)

    Revenant (6/23/2016)

    Hugo Kornelis (6/23/2016)

    Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

    Ray K (6/23/2016)

    Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

    Luis Cazares (6/23/2016)

    ThomasRushton (6/23/2016)

    Y.B. (6/23/2016)

    Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (6/23/2016)

    Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

    Plain

    Jane

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    Flies

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    Shell

    Script

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    Conquer

    Divide

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    Hope

    Lost

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    June 24, 2016 at 3:31 am

    #1886674

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    As to the Brexit...

    I thought the most interesting comment on it all that I saw was that there's much more reason for the UK to have common cause with Australia...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    June 22, 2016 at 8:53 am

    #1886286

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Honestly I can't wait until this week is over. My Facebook feed is full of spiteful immature comments rather than rational debate. Most of these comments having no hard facts...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    June 22, 2016 at 8:28 am

    #1886263

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jasona.work (6/22/2016)

    So, I'm curious, and I'm also tempted to spin this up in another topic as I suspect this is a contentious issue, what's everyone's feelings / opinions on the...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    June 22, 2016 at 7:08 am

    #1886231

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (6/22/2016)

    BWFC (6/22/2016)

    Lynn Pettis (6/21/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (6/21/2016)

    Lynn Pettis (6/20/2016)

    Sorry for the technical question in The Thread, but I just have to ask everyone around the water cooler what they...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    June 22, 2016 at 4:56 am

    #1886181

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (6/21/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (6/21/2016)

    Lynn Pettis (6/20/2016)

    Sorry for the technical question in The Thread, but I just have to ask everyone around the water cooler what they think.

    Does anyone else...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    June 22, 2016 at 1:17 am

    #1886156

  • RE: SSRS Execution Log Row Count

    FridayNightGiant (6/21/2016)

    If you have 3 datasets embedded in your report and they each return 100 rows then the row count in the execution log should display 300. If the datasets...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    June 21, 2016 at 7:18 am

    #1886019

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    BrainDonor (6/13/2016)

    SQL Saturday Manchester, on July 23rd - who (apart from Hugo) will be going?

    I've got my name down so I should be there. The pre-holiday shopping trip will...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    June 13, 2016 at 7:50 am

    #1884652

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    djj (6/6/2016)

    Ed Wagner (6/6/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (6/6/2016)

    djj (6/6/2016)

    Skywalker

    Moonraker

    Bond

    James Bond

    Milkman

    :crazy: Quote bug!!!!

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    June 6, 2016 at 8:42 am

    #1883378

  • RE: T-SQL aggregating

    ams00601 (5/27/2016)

    Hi all,

    looking at the example data below, is it possible to sum up just those rows where ProductID = 1 and leave these plits for the other rows...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    May 27, 2016 at 5:27 am

    #1881772

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    May 26, 2016 at 1:48 am

    #1881493

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Stuart Davies (5/24/2016)

    Manic Star (5/23/2016)

    Ed Wagner (5/23/2016)

    Manic Star (5/23/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (5/23/2016)

    crookj (5/23/2016)

    Ray K (5/23/2016)

    djj (5/23/2016)

    Professor

    Mary Ann

    Skipper

    Ginger!!!

    Soulless

    Zombie

    Brains

    Underused (well in my place place of work)

    Over-paid

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    May 24, 2016 at 1:28 am

    #1880953

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