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  • RE: Pattern match postcode area lookup

    Does each postcode have its own area code? How do different parts of the same area relate? For example does BB4 have the same area code as BB4...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
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  • RE: Pattern match postcode area lookup

    gkrs (7/1/2016)


    I regularly have to mass update customers address areas when the postcode lookups for those areas are altered. e.g the lookup table can be something like below.

    I usually do...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    J Livingston SQL (6/30/2016)


    As it happens I work on Salford Quays and it's frankly, shit. Although how much of that is down to our leaky draughty office I don't know.

    Well...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Beatrix Kiddo (6/30/2016)


    And I agree back ;-), except for this bit:

    BWFC (6/30/2016)


    What I think I find most annoying is the fact that the money that is made in London, could...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    BWFC, I agree with you. I'm also trying to say "London" (the entity) is not the monster it is often made out to be. Plenty of perfectly normal people live...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Beatrix Kiddo (6/30/2016)


    The UK government directs funding disproportionately to the south east, and the rest of the union can go hang as far as the bureaucrats in Whitehall are concerned.

    The...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    The stupid,...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: UNION with CASE statement

    Good spot Twin.Devil


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ed Wagner (6/27/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/27/2016)


    Beatrix Kiddo (6/27/2016)


    GilaMonster (6/26/2016)


    Hugo Kornelis (6/26/2016)


    I like the sentiment, but I don't think there is any realistic chance of this having any effect. The votes have been...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (6/26/2016)


    Hugo Kornelis (6/26/2016)


    I like the sentiment, but I don't think there is any realistic chance of this having any effect. The votes have been counted; the results are in....


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Scotland had a vast majority of remain votes (and every single district count had a remain majority, so the whole country is together). Sine the independence referendum a short time...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Beatrix Kiddo (6/24/2016)


    Same here in London, but it's just brought home to me what a liberal, metropolitan bubble I live in. (I always knew it was different out there, but...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    tindog (6/24/2016)


    BWFC (6/24/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/24/2016)


    BWFC (6/24/2016)


    tindog (6/24/2016)


    Beatrix Kiddo (6/24/2016)


    Well, I'm embarrassed to be British now.

    I'm just shocked.

    I can't believe it either.

    Farrago has already admitted that the £350 million figure, upon which...


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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