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  • RE: TSQL query help

    I've gone down a route that doesn't require anything that's not out-of-the-box.

    CREATE TABLE #temptbl
    (
    c1 VARCHAR(100)
    )

    INSERT INTO #temptbl
    SELECT ', , , , ,...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    February 3, 2017 at 2:57 am

    #1926538

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster - Wednesday, February 1, 2017 8:43 AM

    Brandie Tarvin - Wednesday, February 1, 2017 4:36 AM

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    February 1, 2017 at 8:55 am

    #1926124

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin - Tuesday, January 31, 2017 12:45 PM

    BWFC - Wednesday, January 25, 2017 1:32 AM

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    February 1, 2017 at 1:13 am

    #1926008

  • RE: Semantics of simple-seeming UPDATE statement with FROM clause

    Thom A - Thursday, January 26, 2017 8:36 AM

    BWFC - Thursday, January 26, 2017 8:30 AM

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    January 26, 2017 at 8:40 am

    #1925077

  • RE: Semantics of simple-seeming UPDATE statement with FROM clause

    This is why SQL is call an RDMS (Relational database management system). The key is that the data...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    January 26, 2017 at 8:30 am

    #1925072

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Thanks everybody.  

    I'm really looking forward to this.  It'll be an opportunity to not just learn but use new skills.  In the past I've been on...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    January 26, 2017 at 1:38 am

    #1925010

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I'm going to be a DBA.  

    After a lengthy period of a declining volume of BI work (because politics)  and an increasing volume of DBA work (because old...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    January 25, 2017 at 1:32 am

    #1924795

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Louis Hillebrand - Thursday, January 19, 2017 1:47 PM

    Thom A - Thursday, January 19, 2017 9:22 AM

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    January 20, 2017 at 1:26 am

    #1923938

  • RE: The steel series

    Reported as spam.

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    January 12, 2017 at 10:51 am

    #1922380

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (1/11/2017)

    rodjkidd (1/11/2017)

    BLOB EATER (1/11/2017)

    rodjkidd (1/11/2017)

    The SQLBits public session voting is open. A few familiar Threadizen names on there.

    Just a pity you can only pick 10 🙁

    So if you...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    January 11, 2017 at 5:01 am

    #1921881

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Michael L John (1/10/2017)

    jasona.work (1/10/2017)

    Luis Cazares (1/10/2017)

    jasona.work (1/10/2017)

    Brandie Tarvin (1/10/2017)

    BrainDonor (1/10/2017)

    jasona.work (1/10/2017)

    My normal 30 minute drive to work took an hour, the roads were crap and slick, and I've got...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    January 11, 2017 at 1:27 am

    #1921833

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I agree there Steve. Last week I had to do pretty much what the poster needed to do but I didn't have the first clue how to do it,...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    January 10, 2017 at 2:07 am

    #1921558

  • RE: he testosterone phases all through the physique and increase

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    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    January 9, 2017 at 4:08 am

    #1921324

  • RE: You thusly approve JuvaLux

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    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    January 9, 2017 at 4:08 am

    #1921323

  • RE: It empowers your muscles, joints and bones

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    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    January 9, 2017 at 2:45 am

    #1921320

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