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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    rodjkidd - Tuesday, May 9, 2017 2:22 AM

    drew.allen - Monday, May 8, 2017 11:18 AM

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    May 9, 2017 at 3:02 am

    #1941733

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis - Wednesday, May 3, 2017 3:36 PM

    Could be, but if it is, why doesn't he/they answer questions here?

    I'd say this...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    May 4, 2017 at 1:03 am

    #1941045

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jasona.work - Wednesday, May 3, 2017 1:16 PM

    Brandie Tarvin - Wednesday, May 3, 2017 11:48 AM

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    May 4, 2017 at 12:59 am

    #1941044

  • RE: Does this work in R?

    I'm curious about 42 because the only number I can see is 24.  I got it wrong I was wondering what the catch was.

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 26, 2017 at 1:24 am

    #1939876

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange - Tuesday, April 25, 2017 7:04 AM

    rodjkidd - Tuesday, April 25, 2017 1:37 AM

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    April 25, 2017 at 8:35 am

    #1939767

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange - Monday, April 24, 2017 11:01 AM

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    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    April 25, 2017 at 1:21 am

    #1939711

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin - Monday, April 24, 2017 4:32 AM

    GilaMonster - Monday, April 24, 2017 2:50 AM

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 24, 2017 at 4:44 am

    #1939511

  • RE: Window Functions for Row Number

    Igor Micev - Friday, April 21, 2017 1:59 AM

    Stewart "Arturius" Campbell - Thursday, April 20, 2017 11:10...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 21, 2017 at 2:17 am

    #1939253

  • RE: how to update gender = M or F in a table that has gender values as null

    SQLRNNR - Friday, April 21, 2017 1:04 AM

    Personally, I believe each of those images should be redacted. The data looks to be...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 21, 2017 at 1:15 am

    #1939242

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    BrainDonor - Wednesday, April 12, 2017 6:08 AM

    GilaMonster - Wednesday, April 12, 2017 5:53 AM

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    April 12, 2017 at 6:22 am

    #1937817

  • RE: By Design

    GeorgeCopeland - Sunday, April 9, 2017 7:49 PM

    Um, no. Do it right the first time.

    That raises the question of 'what is right'...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    April 10, 2017 at 6:01 am

    #1937407

  • RE: What do you do to relax after work?

    It's cooking and running for me.  Oddly, I find the more I cook, the more I have to run.

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    March 31, 2017 at 7:21 am

    #1935971

  • RE: How to join these tables together

    The assumption I've made is that HRID represents a Student OR an Employee. The employees represent the teaching staff, cleaners and caterers etc and the students are the actual pupils...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    March 29, 2017 at 2:59 am

    #1935447

  • RE: Join two tables that do not have matching keys

    I see. It's logical that a function on the right of an ON (which is what I meant when I said WHERE clause above) won't affect SARGability.

    It certainly...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    March 22, 2017 at 8:33 am

    #1934311

  • RE: Join two tables that do not have matching keys

    ChrisM@Work - Wednesday, March 22, 2017 6:25 AM

    SELECT

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    March 22, 2017 at 6:53 am

    #1934285

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