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  • RE: Byte Me: Meltdown

    A little misunderstanding Boss. WHAAAAT!!! THIS IS NOT A MISUNDERSTANDING!!!!! THIS IS YOU NOT USING THOSE HOLES ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD!!!! ORNAMENTS!!!! Boss, burn and turn do sound...

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

  • RE: The Database Transaction Unit (DTU) Decoded

    Fortunately I do not need to worry about that. I have people who do the maths. I am a bit, no a lot, dumb where it comes to maths.

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

  • RE: Calculating Age

    Sorry Lynn, my bad!:blush:

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

  • RE: Free eBook today: SQL Server 2012 with PowerShell V3 Cookbook

    I take it Mrs V is your wife. Make her agree by being reliable to her.

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

  • RE: Free eBook today: SQL Server 2012 with PowerShell V3 Cookbook

    Jeff, you are a comic you know that?

    Hugo, thanks for looking out for us but let me just say that even though I have been scarce here at SSC I...

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

  • RE: Creating a shared stored procedures accessing data from different schemas

    I have been reading all the comments and yes, I am not one of the sharpest pencils in the packet when it comes to sql but I have an idea....

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

  • RE: Calculating Age

    Thank you Richard, you have just solved a problem for me of an old problem of giving a valid age. Yes, I know there are most probably many solutions out...

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

  • RE: Capture CREATE, DROP, ALTER from the default SQL trace file

    Hi MyDoggieJessie,

    What a very interesting and absolutely efficient way of tracking changes on your server/s. Two questions though.

    1. Can a person not capture the actual changes that was changed? For...

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

  • RE: Computer details of the user that is logged in

    RTaylor2208 (1/20/2015)


    Have a read of this:

    http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa394587(v=vs.85).aspx

    You can write your application to use WMI to retrieve all the info you need from the OS providing its a windows machine.

    Thanks a lot!...

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

  • RE: Computer details of the user that is logged in

    The program will be installed on each computer, yes. I actually need the details like ram size, cpu, motherboard etc. so that when any of these change the database can...

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

  • RE: Kitchen Culture

    One of my clients, a company with about 60 employees, have a nice kitchen and break area which they call the entertainment area which the employees have to share with...

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

  • RE: Adding a Query Governor to Dynamic-Search Stored Procedures

    dwain.c (12/15/2014)


    I never said I was above my users. Heck, most of them get paid more than me anyway!

    But talking about dumb and lizard brain makes you look like...

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

  • RE: Adding a Query Governor to Dynamic-Search Stored Procedures

    fregatepllada (12/15/2014)


    In advanced search situation instead of creating acrobatic code on back end I just added a simple validation on front end that at least one input parameter has to...

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

  • RE: Calendar Table by Day

    Sorry, I meant to add this piece. God is good! I was going to do nested while loops and then after asking Him to help, He guided me to your...

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

  • RE: Calendar Table by Day

    Thanks for a great article. This is exactly what I was looking for. However, I saw one flaw (if it is a flaw).

    SET @End = (

    SELECT...

    :-PManie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Holy Bible
    I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)

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