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Reply To: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Ed Wagner wrote:Jeff Moden wrote:BWAAAA-HAAAAA-HAAAAAA!!!! I swear... I didn't do it! 😀
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-mysterious-deaths-of-6-historical-figures
Seeing as his death was in 1791, I certainly hope you didn't...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: Are the posted questions getting worse?
BWAAAA-HAAAAA-HAAAAAA!!!! I swear... I didn't do it! 😀
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-mysterious-deaths-of-6-historical-figures
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: Storing VARCHAR(MAX) off-row
richardmgreen1 wrote:Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!
Thanks Jeff.
I've just checked and it's been switched off. This is potentially because we had a bug in our code which meant that the table was being dropped and...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: SSC Traffic Declining ?
homebrew01 wrote:It seems like the number of replies to posts is lower than it used to be.
I know a fair number of the heavy hitters that no longer post here. ...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: SSC Traffic Declining ?
Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:A mix of things. Traffic has declined lately, which is weird.
We depend a log on Google, so we are competing with SO and other places in that sense. Part...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: My Left Join is NOT working - RESOLVED!!!
Try moving everything in the WHERE clause to the ON clause.
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: Error creating AWS RDS Linked Server to Oracle
You're paying a lot of money for AWS RDS. Unfortunately, it also means that you give up some things because AWS is managing the instance for you. For example, if...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: Storing VARCHAR(MAX) off-row
Have you verified that the out of row setting on the table is actually active?
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: Get 2 decimals in my query
I sure am happy to see that I'm not the only one that thinks the contributors that seriously helped make this forum great have taken it in the socks in...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: Get 2 decimals in my query
Thom A wrote:saravanatn - Tuesday, July 24, 2018 2:02 AM--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: Project EVERYTHING is assigned to me. Can I measure Everything via T-SQL? How?
VoldemarG wrote:Jeff,
Re: sp_ShowWorst
Question: will collecting rows from SYSTEM DBs (i see a lot from msdb, master...) be beneficial to me in any way?
i am thinking to easily modify/limit it to...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally) -
Reply To: Storing VARCHAR(MAX) off-row
John Mitchell-245523 wrote:Changing the option only applies for new rows. The rows that were in the table before you changed the option will stay where they were. Could that be what's...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally) -
Reply To: Temporal Table Reporting
What I'm concerned about is that it appears that it sounded like you have several temporal tables but management was asking you for any and all changes to every table. ...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally) -
Reply To: Reliable practice tests and exam dumps for exam 70-761 (T-SQL Queries)
Heh... exam dumps and other cheater methods (and that's what they are to me)... This is one of the primary reasons why (except for the MCM certification, which they no...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally) -
Reply To: Temporal Table Reporting
First things first... has management approved the purchase of at least 10 times the amount of disk space you'll need to store just the next year's worth of changes? 😉
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
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