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Johan Kempe (1/16/2008)
Well that post was a lot of talk and nothing of interest.. just a notice of the obvious, disappointing read from an usually interesting writer.
Heh... it's an "editorial"......
January 16, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Thanks, Matt... you just saved me from having to breakout the Tally table "porkchops"! 😛
January 16, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Tobi White (1/11/2008)
January 16, 2008 at 4:58 pm
TheSQLGuru (1/11/2008)
1) It has been my experience that queries are almost NEVER as optimized as my clients think they are.
Spot on, Kevin...
January 16, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I consider myself to be one of the best around at sql server perf tuning and this product will take me to the next level due to some of the...
January 16, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Heh... understood on the scheduling thing... not a predictable "tide".
January 16, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Heh! Similar effect! Gets their attention and it's fun to watch! :hehe:
January 16, 2008 at 8:13 am
Shaun McGuile (1/16/2008)
Current petrol prices here are abou $7.73 per gallon(US)!!!!!:crying:$6.18 of that is tax!!!!!:crying:
--Shaun
Dang! You got Grandholm for a Governor, too? 😛 They should leave out gasoline...
January 16, 2008 at 8:12 am
Haven't tried it, Matt, but is that true even when you're logged in as a System Admin?
January 16, 2008 at 8:04 am
Heh... (laughing out loud, now)... do you think it matters when you get hit in the kisser by a 90 mile an hour porkchop? 😀 😛 😉 :hehe:
January 16, 2008 at 8:01 am
Shaun McGuile (1/16/2008)
Jeff: Would those be USA gallons then? (English gallons are bigger!) 😉--Shaun
Heh... only if I forget to take the brick out of my coffee pot from the water...
January 16, 2008 at 7:57 am
Heh... understood and thanks...
Becareful, though, Sam... one of the things that an Execution Plan will do, is "lie"... frequently, it can't "see" past the first row of the correlated sub-query...
January 16, 2008 at 7:49 am
Heh... spot on, Matt... Just like you did, I load what I call a "discovery load". The only difference is that I don't even take the time to change...
January 16, 2008 at 7:40 am
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