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Lynn Pettis (1/9/2009)
Good to see you back in a good mood! You're no fun when your grumpy!:w00t:
Opportunities to hurl some well deserved pork overhand always bring the best out...
January 9, 2009 at 10:09 am
Jack is correct.
Switching gears a bit... If blocking is present and you don't want to kill the job, you may have to get people to understand that you need to...
January 9, 2009 at 9:59 am
BWAA-HAAA!!! ...
... "It depends". 😛
January 9, 2009 at 9:53 am
Garadin (1/9/2009)
Had to add to it, a small reward for not allowing myself to respond the other day when I first that post :hehe:.
Oh, very well done, Seth. Thanks...
January 9, 2009 at 8:25 am
BWAA-HAAA!!! Everything that comes around, goes around. Talk about nearly instant gratification... Pork chops... AWAY!! 😛
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic632886-149-1.aspx?#BM633444
I feel MUCH better, now. 😉
January 9, 2009 at 8:14 am
Now, now, Grant... that's outside of the requirements. 😉 You don't want to actually do anything more than the requirements state, especially for this OP, or you end...
January 9, 2009 at 8:10 am
Heh... ah yes... THAT one. And because I'm a professional, I'm also supposed to be nice in the face of such abuse. I rewrote that one about 5...
January 9, 2009 at 8:01 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (1/9/2009)
They shouldn't, unless manually deleted.
How else would they be, Remi? 😉 And, what else can you think of that would cause these symptoms? :hehe:
January 9, 2009 at 7:33 am
KSB (1/8/2009)
Hi All,I am new to performance tuning. I wanted to do tune below stored procedure. Please help me that anything needs to be change.
My first question would be.... why...
January 9, 2009 at 6:57 am
Jack Corbett already suggested the correct solution. If the deletes are huge, then you need to write a loop to do the deletes in groups of 10 or 20,000...
January 9, 2009 at 6:49 am
Are you sure those files aren't simply sitting in the trash bin?
January 9, 2009 at 6:08 am
thj (1/8/2009)
I have a SP that has been running for 408 hours, computing Citrix statistics. The SP writes to a temporary table called #tmpResults, and I would like to know...
January 9, 2009 at 6:03 am
If the following formula results in zero, the data was entered today, regardless of time...
SELECT DATEDIFF(dd,datecolumn,GETDATE())
January 8, 2009 at 10:11 pm
DavidB (1/8/2009)
January 8, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Lynn Pettis (1/8/2009)
Amazing, isn't it? Three days ago I scraping ice off my car, today I walked at lunch without a jacket!
Amazing, isn't it? For the last 3...
January 8, 2009 at 9:18 pm
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