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Lynn Pettis (1/28/2009)
Do you have a standard pork chop that can be used for the calculations? 😛
Heh... I dunno... ask Celko... he's got standards for everything else. 😛
January 28, 2009 at 11:57 am
Heh... yeah... I've been waiting for Steve to get "unbusy" so I can figure out a way to save all those PM's... I wanna keep 'em.
January 28, 2009 at 11:56 am
That's one of the best suggestions I've seen, so far... "make them script out everything". Can't tune the car if you never pop the hood. 😛
January 28, 2009 at 11:47 am
Steve Jones - Editor (1/28/2009)
I guess we know why Jeff doesn't like Oracle.RBAR, RBAR, RBAR, RBAR, RBAR, lunch, RBAR, RBAR, RBAR, RBAR, ....
You missed one on the right... gotta keep...
January 28, 2009 at 11:45 am
I just inherited a couple of databases that use a huge amount of replication. Heh... try making a table change or copying a database to Dev sometime without disturbing...
January 28, 2009 at 11:41 am
Ah... so you're not a batch programmer. And that's the area of the code I was talking about. GUI programmers have all sorts of tools like Hibernate, etc,...
January 28, 2009 at 11:37 am
Heh... you want a real measure of how many people lie? Just conduct some interviews for "SQL Developer" and check the person's knowledge against what they claim on their...
January 28, 2009 at 11:31 am
Ah... sorry about that... just add the lower case a-z back into the pattern in both spots.
January 28, 2009 at 11:29 am
Michael Valentine Jones (1/28/2009)
Matt Miller (1/28/2009)
Michael Valentine Jones (1/27/2009)
January 28, 2009 at 11:21 am
John Dempsey (1/28/2009)
Jeff Moden (1/21/2009)
BWAA-HAA!!! I'll bring some eats... everyone like pork chops? 😛
Steve Jones - Editor (1/22/2009)
Lots of shirts likely to be leaving my basement soon!
I...
January 28, 2009 at 11:18 am
Lynn Pettis (1/28/2009)
smunson (1/28/2009)
I have a relatively fresh installation of SQL 2005 Developer Edition, but your object in the following:
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FROM Master.dbo.SysColumns t1 CROSS JOIN Master.dbo.SysColumns t2
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doesn't exist on my server....
January 28, 2009 at 11:12 am
Steve Jones - Editor (1/28/2009)
Jeff,Send it in. I'll at least give you an opinion, which is probably to stick it out there.
Ummm... ok... I wouldn't be surprised if you said...
January 28, 2009 at 11:06 am
R L Reid (1/28/2009)
January 28, 2009 at 10:51 am
David McKinney (1/28/2009)
Ninja's_RGR'us (1/28/2009)
When replying...
January 28, 2009 at 10:39 am
David McKinney (1/28/2009)
Is this what you're referring to, Jeff, when you talk about a T-SQL solution? ...
January 28, 2009 at 10:36 am
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