BrainDonor (7/26/2016)

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Phil Parkin (7/26/2016)

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ChrisM@Work (7/26/2016)

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BrainDonor (7/26/2016)

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Somewhere deep within the bowels of Microsoft there's a team of developers who believe that there's nothing at all wrong with the way SSIS ascertains...

So I'm sitting here, and I just realized I've got a grin on my face from getting something to work...

Crafting up some easy-to-use backup reports that the bosses can use...

Brandie Tarvin (7/22/2016)

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Oh, now this is funny.

My SO's ex-boss still stays in contact with him. I've met her a few times.

Today she emails the SO. Apparently UX named a table...

My tale of staying too long very closely parallels Bens.

I've always been more a production guy than a development guy, my last employer I was the AD Admin, Network Admin,...

Oh geez, someone at Microsoft must've been messing around with DBCC TIMEWARP() again!

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1803682-3411-1.aspx

Maybe they really, really needed to be sure SP2 was out quickly for SQL 2014?

Just took a look at the weather radar for Michigan...

My new generator may get a work out tonight.

Big line of storms sweeping in from the northwest coming this way...

SQLRNNR (7/21/2016)

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GilaMonster (7/21/2016)

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I've done the second a few times, out of forgetfulness only not...

ThomasRushton (7/20/2016)

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I don't think that the reviewers...

Lynn Pettis (7/19/2016)

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jasona.work (7/19/2016)

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So this is almost funny...

I'm happily working away, when I feel my cell phone buzz. Now, typically, during the work day, this is an e-mail coming...

So this is almost funny...

I'm happily working away, when I feel my cell phone buzz. Now, typically, during the work day, this is an e-mail coming in on certain...

Ray K (7/19/2016)

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My wife is dying to see The...

You know, this was probably not a good comment, so I'm dumping it...

Instead, who's going to see Star Trek this weekend!

Brandie Tarvin (7/19/2016)

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jasona.work (7/19/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/19/2016)

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blink

blink. blink.

SYSTEM TIME: 08:34:000

SYSTEM DATE: 2016-07-19

blink. blink.

I ... survived?

I SURVIVED!!!

The schedule:

Friday - work 5:30 a.m. to 5:30...

Brandie Tarvin (7/19/2016)

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blink

blink. blink.

SYSTEM TIME: 08:34:000

SYSTEM DATE: 2016-07-19

blink. blink.

I ... survived?

I SURVIVED!!!

The schedule:

Friday - work 5:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. (45 minute...

This doesn't surprise me. With the sheer complexity of modern processors (and really, does this *have* to be in the processor?) it seems it would be relatively easy to...