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  • RE: How I can make look like I expert on SQL Server?

    Melton (10/13/2009)


    GSquared (10/13/2009)


    RML51 (10/13/2009)


    I think the OP has already shot himself in the foot. If anyone gets a resume from someone named Olgi do you think he'll get an interview?

    I'd...

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  • RE: How I can make look like I expert on SQL Server?

    RML51 (10/13/2009)


    I think the OP has already shot himself in the foot. If anyone gets a resume from someone named Olgi do you think he'll get an interview?

    I'd be willing...

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  • RE: Motivating the Team

    crookj (10/13/2009)


    Great Discussion! The points I would like to bring up is...

    After 20 years in the Army, I find the differences between motivating soldiers and motivating civilians very interesting....

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  • RE: Working at Microsoft

    There's a pretty standard cycle with most activities, including companies:

    It starts out enthusiastic, everyone excited and new things being created, with a lot of life and energy

    It gets conservative after...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (10/13/2009)


    RBarryYoung (10/12/2009)


    Bob Hovious 24601 (10/12/2009)


    The Thread is like a Zen koan.

    Or is a Zen Koan like the Thread?

    :Whistling:

    Meditate on this, and true wisdom you will find. Or life you...

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  • RE: Validation of all Stored Procedures

    Yeah, this script is just a starting point. But it will find the more eggregious errors in many cases.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (10/13/2009)


    mazzz (10/13/2009)


    Somewhat off-topic (to the topic that is currently off-topic, that is):

    IIRC someone who frequents the Thread writes fiction - have I imagined this? Any pointers as to...

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  • RE: Validation of all Stored Procedures

    Try this:

    DECLARE

    @sql VARCHAR(MAX),

    @Text VARCHAR(MAX),

    @ProcName VARCHAR(500),

    @ProcName1 VARCHAR(500)

    DECLARE @T TABLE (

    ProcName VARCHAR(200),

    ...

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  • RE: Format data in a select statement In Sql 2005

    Here's what I can come up with given what you've supplied so far. Will this do? What do you do if there are more than 3 notices with...

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  • RE: Summary Page Doesn't Appear

    It might be a custom add-on. If you do an online search for management studio add-ons, there are some good tutorials and articles on how to build them.

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  • RE: Linked Server Scripts in 2008

    Does that query work anywhere?

    The password column in syslogins is encrypted/hashed. How does that do you any good?

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  • RE: Summary Page Doesn't Appear

    Are you talking about the Server Dashboard? Has the configuration details, activity details, etc.

    Most of the server reports are easy enough to get by right-clicking the server connection (in...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gianluca Sartori (10/12/2009)


    GSquared (10/12/2009)


    Gianluca Sartori (10/9/2009)


    I had a hot discussion with Joe Celko some days ago about the quirky update.

    He doesn't seem to like it.

    I told him I use the...

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  • RE: What do you think about SQLServerCentral.com?

    There are two things that I'd really like to see:

    First and most important would be an FAQ link in the left menu, either between Home and Articles or between QotD...

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  • RE: Investing In Your Career

    I've mainly worked for small companies, and I've been responsible for my own training in all of those jobs.

    But I seriously doubt anyone could come up with a training program...

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