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  • RE: Computed Column Help Please

    As an additional note, on the point of ending up with words or approximations of words (think words made from H8 (hate), or with 2 (to or too) in them,...

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  • RE: Computed Column Help Please

    Are you using the full alphabet for this? If so, are you prepared to deal with "IDs" that are obscenities, racial slurs, sexual, blasphemous, etc?

    If so, here's sample code...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    GilaMonster (3/15/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    Anybody else see a problem with this statement?

    DECLARE @selectDate = getdate()-365

    Leap years are vastly overrated.

    We should roll back the clocks (and calendars) by 24 hours...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (3/15/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/15/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/15/2010)


    Anybody else see a problem with this statement?

    DECLARE @selectDate = getdate()-365

    Yes, in SQL Server 2008 it is missing the data type. Should...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Roy Ernest (3/15/2010)


    Happy B'Day Grant...

    And Gus Belated B'day wishes for you.

    Thanks. 🙂

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (3/15/2010)


    Oh cool, tossed under another bus. Thanks Alvin.

    What year? (My birthday was yesterday, so I'm curious as to what the actual age difference is.) If you'd...

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  • RE: Update Problem

    How are you defining "first row"? There's nothing in the table that indicates the sequence.

    If you want to update only one row, and don't care which one, or have...

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  • RE: hi.am beginner of sqldba.plz tell me how to find status of server.how many states in server.plz answer my ?

    I'm not sure what you mean by "how many states in server". Can you clarify that part of the question?

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (3/15/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/12/2010)


    Ok, it's Friday and I'm getting tired.

    Just got an email from Apple saying "iPad is coming ...."

    I clicked <Reply> SO? <Send>

    😎

    Ok, so painting a flame target on...

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  • RE: Database Documentation: Joining up the Dots

    Steve Jones - Editor (3/15/2010)


    GSquared, I like the idea of the parameter. That would be very handy to know during the creation of modification of some DDL statement. That could...

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  • RE: SQL 2008 Developer Edition on Windows 7, does it work?

    I'm currently doing the same. No problem setting it up, running it, etc. Just update before you start the service.

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  • RE: The Corporate Borg

    jcrawf02 (3/15/2010)


    I think this is a great idea. I have yet to work somewhere that the executives or managers were the only ones who came up with ideas that would...

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  • RE: Compare data between two tables column by column...

    It sounds like you have a pretty standard "upsert" situation there. (That's short for "update or insert".)

    Most of those can be handled very simply by doing an update on...

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  • RE: Refresh question

    Try a couple of solutions.

    The SQL 2008 "Merge" command might do exactly what you need. Try that.

    Truncate and reload works, but gets slower and slower as you get more...

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  • RE: The Corporate Borg

    Okay. Now that I've read the article, I have to say I like some of the ideas in it.

    It's nothing particularly original, but it's a good expression of the...

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