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  • RE: Double-Hop problem for Newb Administrator. Seek help, desperately.

    You're welcome.

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  • RE: Finding the CORRECT SP1 Download for 2008 Standard R2

    I don't think they've had a service pack for R2 yet. I could be wrong, but I don't think it's applicable.

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  • RE: 100 Years Ago, What Would You Be?

    The original question includes a time warp. If so, I'd work like crazy to prevent WW I, or at least mitigate it. I can think of several possible...

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  • RE: I am having problem in 2008 (RTM)

    Am I correct that this table does not have a clustered index nor a primary key?

    That seems to be what you're describing.

    If so, that's probably a major part of your...

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  • RE: Double-Hop problem for Newb Administrator. Seek help, desperately.

    Yes, this is a classic double-hop issue.

    First, I recommend moving this out of a trigger and into a queued process. The trigger will cause problems because of transactionality. ...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (10/28/2010)


    jcrawf02 (10/28/2010)


    Two comments, which are completely separate, and I should probably post separately, but I'm lazy ๐Ÿ˜€

    1 - we're all talking too much about Celko, and frankly, you're...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (10/28/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/28/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/28/2010)


    Think this would be a bit much as my signature?

    CREATE TRIGGER trg_Celko ON vw_SSC_PostList FOR AFTER INSERT

    AS

    -- Go read the documents, inline comments are...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Craig Farrell (10/28/2010)


    WayneS (10/28/2010)


    Craig - I see you came through on your threat of a ST avatar! Seems appropriate, especially in the thread with Joes latest rant.

    Sadly appropriate. Why...

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  • RE: Table Value Function

    I could be wrong, but it looks to me like this could be turned into a single, moderately complex, query. I'd need table definitions and some sample data to...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (10/28/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/28/2010)


    Hm, with all the Star Wars avatars around here I'm going to have to dig up a few Star Trek ones.

    I believe the Picard Facepalm will be...

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  • RE: DDL Triggers - Any Way to By Pass The SET OPTIONS Requirements

    Here's an example of querying the XML column if you just log the whole function result like I do:

    SELECT

    LogEntry.value('(/EVENT_INSTANCE/EventType/text())[1]', 'varchar(100)') AS EventType,

    LogEntry.value('(/EVENT_INSTANCE/LoginName/text())[1]',...

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  • RE: Are There That Many GUIDs?

    Jeff Moden (10/29/2010)


    Paul White NZ (10/27/2010)


    Jeff Moden (10/27/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/27/2010)


    Some of the smaller manufacturers aren't careful. In the 90s we had two separate NICs have duplicate MACs...

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  • RE: The Hybrid

    Ron Porter (10/27/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/27/2010)


    When I was going in IT, if you could spell VB, you COULD get a job. If you could get a few letters...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (10/28/2010)


    trying to figure out what I *should* be doing to be most efficient when I want to go digging through some of our data. Donโ€™t know if there are...

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  • RE: Where are the good Senior Level DBA's?

    Toby Harman (10/27/2010)


    I'd have to say, with all due respect to the various posters before me, that being a Senior DBA is not a matter of whether you use the...

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