Ha! I may have overly played up the "scary" part of the scarydba occasionally.

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Exactly. I totally understand why he does...

This could start a flame war! I've seen instances of otherwise-seasoned coders on here using the dreaded

;WITH CTE...

.Please no >_< .Leading commas I accept as a preference, but leading semicolons are another matter entirely, lol .Those are like...

.Please no >_< .Leading commas I accept as a preference, but leading semicolons are another matter entirely, lol .Those are like...

Heh... if I were really smart, I'd just up and retire.  That would probably kill...

Don't get me started in WITH (NOLOCK). Apparently there are a number of people suddenly making that recommendation to get rid of blocking.

It's apparently easier advice to give people...

FFS

What a pain in the bottom.

I did agree with Jeff though. The answers on that other forum stunk.

To my knowledge, primary key or not, temp tables are cleaned up at the end of a connection. I'm not aware of circumstances that prevent this. Of course, a global...

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Apologies for being blunt, but that is simply not true.

Can...

Thanks everyone for the explanation.But one thing bothering me,

Considering the below example, I am in read committed isolation level and assuming that my table has 100 rows inside it.

now,...

I had close to twenty years experience when I started working with Azure back in 2008/2009. My organization wasn't using it. I just started learning it on my own. When...

There really isn't a direct mechanism from extended events to capture tempdb use by a given query, procedure or function.

While you could do what you've already done through the DMVs,...