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Egregious...
As in: "The one too many egregious errors the developers made caused me to commit myself"
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 22, 2010 at 9:29 am
Tom.Thomson (4/21/2010)
GabyYYZ (4/21/2010)
Please tell me THIS doesn't happen a lot...*groan*.Why do you want people to lie to you?
Sometimes denial is all I have left. 🙁
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 22, 2010 at 9:09 am
Please tell me THIS doesn't happen a lot...*groan*.
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 21, 2010 at 8:54 am
Yay, the forward NULL pointer (pointing to a non-existing comic) is gone!
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 21, 2010 at 7:48 am
Steve Jones - Editor (4/16/2010)
I almost shudder to post this, but you all might like this:as a sample, let me Google clustered index for you: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=clustered+index
Genius!
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 19, 2010 at 7:32 am
Lynn Pettis (4/16/2010)
GabyYYZ (4/16/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/16/2010)
GabyYYZ (4/16/2010)
Michael Earl-395764 (11/18/2008)
I just read a post by someone apparently in charge of something...
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 16, 2010 at 9:26 am
CirquedeSQLeil (4/16/2010)
GabyYYZ (4/16/2010)
Michael Earl-395764 (11/18/2008)
I just read a post by someone apparently in charge of something who was asking...
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 16, 2010 at 8:55 am
Michael Earl-395764 (11/18/2008)
I just read a post by someone apparently in charge of something who was asking how to...
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 16, 2010 at 7:23 am
Lynn Pettis (4/15/2010)
Alvin Ramard (4/15/2010)
Lynn Pettis (4/15/2010)
Okay denizens of The Thread, here's a good one!Looks like someone skipped class during Basic Database Design 101.
Skipped A class? How about the...
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 15, 2010 at 2:51 pm
If you find you get job offers relatively quickly (your skills match what a lot of companies look for), I'd say take a chance with the contract position, build up...
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 15, 2010 at 2:44 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/15/2010)
GabyYYZ (4/15/2010)
Any "True DBA's" here? 🙂You can't see me!!
:hehe:
Is there such a thing as a ninja DBA? We swoop in, get the job done, and people wonder what,...
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 15, 2010 at 11:56 am
Trey Staker (4/15/2010)
(Bad Joke #4)A magician was driving down the road...
then he turned into a drive way...
:hehe:
Bad Joke #5...
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
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Walk him...
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 15, 2010 at 11:51 am
Any "True DBA's" here? 🙂
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 15, 2010 at 11:48 am
Michael Valentine Jones (4/7/2010)
What's a "true DBA"?
To paraphrase an old phrase, if you do not notice us, we have done our jobs. That is the ideal "true DBA"? 😀
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 15, 2010 at 11:44 am
Love this script. Hope you don't mind, I added one tweak, to pass a time parameter in (default to 3 seconds). Changes bolded below.
if exists (select * from...
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
April 15, 2010 at 11:29 am
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