Stupid SPAM doesn't even compile enough to form a complete a thought.

I have a database table containing one row for each MSSQL instance, and this table contains columns for physical environment, settings, capacity, etc. in addition to a description and the...

Yes, SSMS is free, as in free beer at a $5000 / week all inclusive resort. But the SQL Server resort experience is well worth the price tag.  🙂

There really is no technical concept that hasn't already been conceptualized in an episode of Star Trek.

... This personalization has an annoying side as well, after all many of us have experienced more targeted advertisements and annoying uses of our personal information, however much of...

Statistical analysis is a broad topic and most applications only use it in a narrowly. Describe what it is you're trying to do?

So, all you folks who recently acquired or are currently studying for MCSA SQL 2016 certification, you're outdated already.

I get the impression that Jeff spends a LOT of time splitting strings.

As for naming of files, even if the file system supports longer names and extensions, there is still the issue of screen real-estate, and Windows Explorer doesn't even display file...

First, there is so much junk science and fraudulent inventors out there making noise, it becomes difficult for the investors, the public or even fellow industry experts to separate the...

In addition to the usual mundane tasks that a DBA does daily, I'm also the go-to for performance optimization which is something I enjoy, because it exercises my knowledge of...