This reminds me of a news article I read the other day.

https://www.theonion.com/dazed-jeff-bezos-realizes-he-spent-entire-conversation-1822418205

The thing is, probably everyone here has been both sides of similar situations at some point in the past.

Someone in our DBA team created a ChatBot, or more specifically a SlackBot channel. It can respond to common queries like "dba, what is the status of serverA?". My understanding...

I don't understand the avatar part, unless there are two avatars, one on each end of the process, making the process totally automated. But if I'm between jobs, I wouldn't...

This avatar thing seems like an attempt by recruiters to reduce the tedium and workload of having to interview scores of run-of-the-mill candidates for entry level jobs. But rather than...

What is the current status of the database, and also check for messages in SQL Server error log around the time that the instance restarted that would indicate what issues...

Azure Cosmos DB does automatic indexing. By default, it essentially indexes all data access paths, which is possible because it's a collection / document based database where all the relationships...

But can SQL Server support a single table spread across 1 million partitions and files?

It seems that IT within banking, mortgage, healthcare, education, and government is far from being a model of excellence. I feel that the big name IT contracting, ISV, and implementation...