So we have this third party shipping system that is...well...user hostile at best. To add insult to injury for the users the system has been...

It would have been far too obvious deleting just handful of records, had to be masked....

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So we have this third party shipping system that is...well...user hostile at best. To add insult to injury for the users the system has been suffering increased performance problems...

There are many similarities when comparing a naive query to last year, let's tune this one properly!

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I almost choked on this one!

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Just managed not to spill any of my beverage on the keyboard, poor...

My version: "Trump is like a fart, stings at...

Let us uphold our standard on this site, assumptions and speculations have no place on this top quality forums!

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Just have a look at this:

https://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/topic/decimal-places-2#post-3828162

Just a thought, the OP has not responded but still, there are several assumptions being made by the respondents.  There are lots of details missing yet, i.e. DDL, sample data...

Another decimal question re decimal points within a case statement. Trying to get  2 decimal points for each case statement but not getting the results expected. Thanks for any...

Happy New Year everyone!

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May the Source be with you!

>> I remember learning Algol during a teacher strike while I was in High School back when dinosaurs still roamed the land. I actually liked the language. <<

I learned...

A little bit of history here. The ANSI/ISO Standards committee decided that the grammar for SQL would be LALR(1). One of the committee members had access to a really...

I'm one of those DBAs that will allow the use of CLR.  I'm just not one to allow the use of CLR that doesn't make sense.  I had one...

I agree that CLRs have they´re usage, somewhat more like a stuffed toy a pram.

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CLRs are not without limitations and although some can be blazing fast, limitations like data streaming...

We've been using Teams for a lot of communication, but sometimes it's nice to get up and walk over to someones' desk, or turn the chair to...