I'd be: a fry cook on venus.

I wondered why you have all those shetland ponies.  Now where do you keep the three midgets?

Honestly, yes one could get by with the really light stuff (free). But to roughly quote someone else, I cant put my finger on it, But Chistrian Slater says something...

Meteors and cars have the ability to create an impact; companies and people have ability to create an effect.

Also, the whole swinging around the pole ... were not build for that sort of activity... correction.... I'm at least not built for that kind of activity.

ah.

Truth be told ...I do not know who Matt Lauer is

(this will come across initially as very obscure)

um ... well... yes.... right... 'scratches head'...battlefield earth didn't seem that 'happy' nor very 'good'

...but maybe I'm willing to believe that life...

Oh those poor sheep….

The boys dont need it, because a 'friend' who used to do that told me they did it for the chicks.

I could use a new fountain pen set & I'm...

Well damn I'll just tear that cheque for 200 dollars for supporting the site then.

I was wondering if its because of the ethic reasons for not going to the strip club...

Although as a fellow Canadian, I have to disagree, regarding government being the worst offender.  It happens we have an impressive auditing system for our public coffers, but a recent...

How's this for showing how self depricating Steve Jones.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000C4T1YK/sr=8-4/qid=1144069126/ref=pd_bbs_4/104-9570174-3773500?%5Fencoding=UTF8

"Shriveled, decrepit and of little use except for sex, the Y chromosome is an apt metaphor for post-modern manhood in this...

Well what about Onstar(TM).. you are not obivously going to be able to tell if someone is talking to someone else, unless they are alone in the car.  Then at one...

Arent we all fundimentally connected anyway? You dont kill your own cows, make your own clothes, distill your own petroleum, pave the roads yourself. 

A cell phone is just allowing...