The problem is its Steve Jones is really Steve Jobs ( He filled in the sign up form wrong and was too embaarrassed to admit it), and since he owns...

This site is a vacation, and since I'm on vacation why wouldn't I like to take all my friends with me.

And no, no fancy hotel for me, i'm a simple...

I'm on vacation this week, so for all those who are not, my deepest sympathies.

No, its the definition of the need to continue to consume more because of inflation making what we have accumulated become worth less.

But it comes as a big surprise that a...

Truer words have not been said.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Well playing Devil's advocate here but to defend the choice of what to do outside your details.  These little requests can lead to a slippery slope.

It can from some perspectives...

GPFS (General Purpose File System) =)

next generation

GPF2 =)

Maybe its powered by bad news... nothing travels faster than bad news.

http://www2.ntu.edu.sg/SCERN/Oct2004/art7.htm

Seems a better solution.

On the note of security itself:

This all has the odd references to The return of Martin Guerre or even a History of Violence.  I know I'm...

That site chucknorrisfacts is the best... well not as good as SSC but well they raise the bar pertty high...

and as for needing a new job... well i'm not sure...

If i'm going laptop.. then I'm going with this:

http://www.hypersonic-pc.com/EX7/index.asp

It even comes in Green Lantern green.

Specs...

Well its the smallest SQL Server I've ever seen.

But you are right there is a better chip out there the '8000' for the device.  This 5800 comes with 512K cache which...

They could kill ipods or PSP's with it, if they could bundle 1000 songs from some savy reseller.

Hmmmm. That gets me thinking.

Let me know if I get a finder's fee or if any CIO openings show up, I can end up on the short list.. 

I...